I said "He lies and doesn't even play golf!" Tea's an engineer. I've played in too many scrambles with engineers. They don't "play" golf! They slow the entire course down by calculating angles, tangents, velocities, etc. Those in the power industry are always trying to calculate the friction coefficient of 17-4 stainless vs. 431 stainless and the electrical current produced by each at certain swing speeds.
So, see... Engineers ain't golfers and, hence, can't card any round playing golf!!!!!