token_hottie said:And no, I'm not fat. I'm convinced it goes straight to my boobs though. They always get bigger when I binge on ice cream... yet another reason to love it
See, everytime I see something like this, I get even MORE convinced that you look more like wirehair or sling (incl. twig and berries) than a some fetching young boobed woman.
You're 57, fat, and a man, aren't you? C'mon? We all know the truth, you can admit it!