Bravo
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- Aug 27, 2004
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An Irishman's been drinking ,celebrating St. Patrick's,at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave, and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand up one more time - same result. So he figures that he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air, and maybe that'll sober him up.
Once outside, he stands up and falls flat on his face again. So he decides to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrives at the door, he stands up and, once again, falls flat on his face.
He crawls through the door and into his bedroom. When he reaches the bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright, but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting. "So," she says, "you've been out drinking again!!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asks as he puts on an innocent look.
"The pub called," she replies. "You left your wheelchair there again!"
Once outside, he stands up and falls flat on his face again. So he decides to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrives at the door, he stands up and, once again, falls flat on his face.
He crawls through the door and into his bedroom. When he reaches the bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright, but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting. "So," she says, "you've been out drinking again!!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asks as he puts on an innocent look.
"The pub called," she replies. "You left your wheelchair there again!"
