Irish vs. Texas showdown!

[Rockford35]

Hmmm....Texas, eh? How many trees you guys got? Lakes? Can I relinquish my right to carry a firearm? Do I have to buy a SUV? Is Vince Young my saviour once I move down there?

Ladies, hey? Exhuastion, eh? I'm in.

R35

 

[SiberianDVM]

Heck, in Texas it gets so hot even the sheep have to take their wool off to stay cool.

Fond memories of a summer at Corpus Christi Naval Air Station. Thank God for the air-conditioned O-Club.

 

[DaveE]

Hmmm....Texas, eh?

How many trees you guys got? Millions, IG's gonna love it here.

Lakes? I can hit one with a sandwedge from my house.

Can I relinquish my right to carry a firearm? Sure, but you'll have figure out how to get of the Armadillos somehow.

Do I have to buy a SUV? How about a pickup?

Is Vince Young my saviour once I move down there? Already a has been, I figure he's going to Tennessee.

Ladies, hey? Ob has already explained this, try to pay attention.

Exhuastion, eh? I'm in.

 

[Slingblade61]

Dave, whatever the handicaps are make sure you take it all whether the differnece is 2 or 30.

Mark is a great guy, hard to make out what he's saying most of the time but great anyway,

Rock....That guy you know in CT. What was his name again?

 

[Rockford35]

Rock....That guy you know in CT. What was his name again?

Serge.

He sells art and makes expressos. With a lemon twist.

R35

 

[Pa Jayhawk]

Serge.

He sells art and makes expressos. With a lemon twist.

R35

Where did Eddie Murphy enter the picture?

Or should we call him Balki?

 

[J-bird76]

Where did Eddie Murphy enter the picture?

Or should we call him Balki?

What was the name of that damn show with that guy?

 

[Slingblade61]

Thet show with them 2 queer fellers was called, Perfect Strangers.

 

[Rockford35]

Perfect Strangers, yo!

There's nothing wrong with a Beverly Hills Cop drop now and again.

Movie quotes. They're my specialty. I can't remember my GF's birthday, but I can remember random shit like that.

R35

 

[J-bird76]

Thet show with them 2 queer fellers was called, Perfect Strangers.

Want some mustard and biscuits with those french-fried taters Billy Bob?

 

[bdcrowe]

Rock, it's only ethical to tell her about that screaming case of hoof and mouth disease you have before going closed doors...

 

[Kilted Arab]

Is he "whipping it out" because he frequently doesn't make it past the ladies tee, or do you guys play different than I do?

Myself and another shottalker, Dave Ireland, have met with IG a couple of times for golf days.

There is no doubting IG's golf ability, he's possibly the best golfer I've played with.

But he does show a remarkable tendency to disappear into any available bush at any available opportunity. And emerge 3 minutes later, doing up his flies and with a big grin on his face.

I'd possibly think he's having a quick tug, but he's away too long for that.

 

[Rockford35]

Rock, it's only ethical to tell her about that screaming case of hoof and mouth disease you have before going closed doors...

Dude,

With a mug like this, I need to keep all the secrets that I can!

R35

 

[IrishGolfer]

Trash talking at it's finest!

So that my character well as truly assasinatied as an incomprehensible, incontinent Irish flasher who travels a lot to play golf with strangers encountered on a Golf Forum for bottles of whiskey and fowl.

Hey, coooollllll!!!

Wirehair, I hear you're in on this gig. Bring a bottle!
And Dave, tell your Mrs. that I bring back all that underwear and those videos that she left the last time she was over here!!

 

[IrishGolfer]

I'd possibly think he's having a quick tug, but he's away too long for that.

I was trying to fill an empty whiskey bottle in case I lost. Took me a few visits but I got there. Stick a Black Bush label on it and it's good for export. You'se Jocks wouldnae know the difference anyhoos!

btw that line was written in the present. Have you some sorta spycam on me right now??!!