Rocky:
Here is your worst nightmare....
You are playing in a televised tournament and Mr. Johnny Miller is doing the color commentary.
(Rock is 145 to the pin and has an 8 iron. He swings and overall it is a decent shot but just a bit thin....the ball hits of the front of the green and skips to the back)
Johnny Miller: "Unbelievably bad swing! I mean look at this...first of all, his grip is way too strong and he has the ball too far back in his stance. Then, look at those golf shoes...kind of a combination of a saddle oxford and an open toed sandal...bizarre! I am wondering folks about his manhood - maybe even his sexual orientation. I mean maybe he likes threeways that include his GF and another man...
Well anyway, look at this takeaway. Starts way outside and then he loops it back inside. I mean he looks worse than Furyk here!!! Only Furyk can handle that type of loopy swing. There's no way that Rockford - with his limited mental skills - can handle such a loop.
I mean he should pack it in right here and go ice fishing or something...get a team of sled dogs and enter the Iditarod.
Then he moves his head at the top, which results in this horrible thin shot...I mean look at this folks - can you believe this guy calls himself a golfer??
He looks like an ex-hockey player and believe me this man is NO Gretzky. I am telling you he is not Gretzsky and he is certainly no Kovalchuk either.
OK back to the swing....now he starts it down with a forward movement of the hips and he looks pretty decent as he starts it down - AND then He Lunges at it!!!
Let's rewind this...look here at this lunge. This is certainly the move of a frustrated hockey player...I'll tell you that. I mean he thinks the ball is an effing PUCK and I am telling you that a golf ball is NO hockey puck.
They are not even the same color.
I think Rockford must also be color blind. I mean folks, do you think the guy can tell the difference between a white golf ball and a black disk?
I dunno....
Host: "Johnny, we need to go to break. Time for commercial..."
Johnny: "And here's Rockford at impact....OH MIGAWD...see how he almost misses it!!!
Host: "OK folks and now a word from our sponsor"....
