Johnny M strikes again....

[Rockford35]

This Miller guy is now my least favorite person on earth. I really truely hate this man.

Watching a little Bay Hill, they showed some highlights of Ernie struggling with his game. Apparently he hit a ball out of bounds on 3, to which Miller responded with this gem:

"Ernie hit it OB on 3? Wow. Not even Duval could do that right now."

What a terrible excuse for a human being.

This guy makes me sick.

R35

 

[The master]

Ahhh I hate this guy he pisses me clean off every time I see him on any golf tournmanet commentating I have to turn it off, all he does is critize the best players in the world tell him his time has been he is no mrore and to get a EFFING LIFE.

 

[Silver]

Although... I have to admit that I'm pretty sure that he wants Tiger to tag him from behind...if you know what I mean.

 

[The master]

Although... I have to admit that I'm pretty sure that he wants Tiger to tag him from behind...if you know what I mean.

Yeah he probably does, maybe they will go to Thailand for a good old bumming session. I hate people that suck Tigers ass clean.

 

[Rockford35]

Although... I have to admit that I'm pretty sure that he wants Tiger to tag him from behind...if you know what I mean.

Agreed.

Sorta like John Madden and Brett Farve. Just less gross.

R35

 

[Bravo]

Rocky:

Here is your worst nightmare....

You are playing in a televised tournament and Mr. Johnny Miller is doing the color commentary.

(Rock is 145 to the pin and has an 8 iron. He swings and overall it is a decent shot but just a bit thin....the ball hits of the front of the green and skips to the back)

Johnny Miller: "Unbelievably bad swing! I mean look at this...first of all, his grip is way too strong and he has the ball too far back in his stance. Then, look at those golf shoes...kind of a combination of a saddle oxford and an open toed sandal...bizarre! I am wondering folks about his manhood - maybe even his sexual orientation. I mean maybe he likes threeways that include his GF and another man...

Well anyway, look at this takeaway. Starts way outside and then he loops it back inside. I mean he looks worse than Furyk here!!! Only Furyk can handle that type of loopy swing. There's no way that Rockford - with his limited mental skills - can handle such a loop.

I mean he should pack it in right here and go ice fishing or something...get a team of sled dogs and enter the Iditarod.

Then he moves his head at the top, which results in this horrible thin shot...I mean look at this folks - can you believe this guy calls himself a golfer??

He looks like an ex-hockey player and believe me this man is NO Gretzky. I am telling you he is not Gretzsky and he is certainly no Kovalchuk either.

OK back to the swing....now he starts it down with a forward movement of the hips and he looks pretty decent as he starts it down - AND then He Lunges at it!!!

Let's rewind this...look here at this lunge. This is certainly the move of a frustrated hockey player...I'll tell you that. I mean he thinks the ball is an effing PUCK and I am telling you that a golf ball is NO hockey puck.

They are not even the same color.

I think Rockford must also be color blind. I mean folks, do you think the guy can tell the difference between a white golf ball and a black disk?

I dunno....

Host: "Johnny, we need to go to break. Time for commercial..."

Johnny: "And here's Rockford at impact....OH MIGAWD...see how he almost misses it!!!

Host: "OK folks and now a word from our sponsor"....

 

[Silver]

Oh that Johnny...

 

[DaveE]

But somehow describes Rocks swing perfectly.

edit - oh wait, that's my swing.

 

[Rockford35]

What's wrong with my golf shoes?

R35

 

[Silver]

That was awesome...Johnny talking about how Kenny Perry "pulled" his second on 18 and how lucky he was that he "pulled" it.

Then I think it was Maltbie..."I'm not so sure he pulled it, Johnny."

*silence*

 

[Golfbum]

Johnny Miller

I think Miller does a great job, he tells it how it is. No sugar coating it, and why should he? Those guys are pros and if they hit an ugly shot then why not say so?
Sure beats listening to Curtis "Snort" Strange, thank god he is gone from the booth.