Eracer
No more triple bogies!!
- Oct 31, 2005
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<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. <o></o>
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He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" <o></o>
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. <o></o>
"We have to eat grass." <o></o>
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"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. <o></o>
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." <o></o>
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.<o></o>
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Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." <o></o>
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have<o></o>
a wife and SIX children with me!" <o></o>
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.<o></o>
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They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.<o></o>
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Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." <o></o>
"Thank you for taking all of us with you."<o></o>
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The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.<o></o>
The grass is almost a foot high!",
<o></o>
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" <o></o>
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. <o></o>
"We have to eat grass." <o></o>
<o></o>
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. <o></o>
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." <o></o>
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.<o></o>
<o></o>
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." <o></o>
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have<o></o>
a wife and SIX children with me!" <o></o>
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.<o></o>
<o></o>
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.<o></o>
<o></o>
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." <o></o>
"Thank you for taking all of us with you."<o></o>
<o></o>
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.<o></o>
The grass is almost a foot high!",