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Miffed!! Upset!! I've had it with this bunch!

limpalong

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Okay, I just noticed this little sign by one of my posts. Right under my user name... there it is... SENIOR MEMBER!! I'm p.o.'d... I'm mad... I've had it!! How dare you! Yes I know, I'm 60 years old, but you can't see me... so what business is it of yours if I'm a senior! Do you know how demeaning it is when my wife and I go out to eat and the imbecile wait person says "One senior and one regular"? She's only 8 months younger and even the minimum wage MacDonalds burger flipper thinks I'm a senior and she isn't! I'm sick and tired of it and I'm not going to take it any more.

Senior member!!! I know now how the caveman in the Geico commercials feels. He can't walk through an airport without seeing a sign that says "So easy even a caveman can do it." I can't even join a discussion board on the net where they can't see my bad knees, bad back... and walker over by the door... and yet they crown me a "senior member". Young whippershappers! If they hadn't taken my guns away when the kids put me in this home...

I'm done!! I've spoken my piece!! I'm outa here! Woops! I guess I'm not going anywhere. It's about bedtime and here comes the nurse with my evening Viagra pill. They say it keeps me from rollin' out of bed. Well, if this SENIOR MEMBER wakes up in the morning and the nurses will let me have a turn at the computer.. if I can get there in front of ol' lady Adams (I like her. Can't tell if it's her knee caps or her boobs moving underneath her housecoat. They both hang are at about the same level), I'll see if I can uphold my Senior Member distinction again tomorrow. Good night!!!
 

Youngun5

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you can turn back time if you'd like, and change it....

go to your User CP tab along the top of the page, then edit profile i think, and the first thing that should pop up is the user title or something along those lines, and you can put in whatever you want.

at 17 i'm getting too old too, i could only manage to put away 5 bowls of chili tonight....and probably a piece of cornbread 6"x6"
 
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you can turn back time if you'd like, and change it....

go to your User CP tab along the top of the page, then edit profile i think, and the first thing that should pop up is the user title or something along those lines, and you can put in whatever you want.

at 17 i'm getting too old too, i could only manage to put away 5 bowls of chili tonight....and probably a piece of cornbread 6"x6"
Nah! Wouldn't change it for the world! Just trying to make some holiday humor. 5 bowls of chili???? Surely you must live by yourself. Can't believe anyone would let you stay in the same house as them after all that chili turns to pure methane! Don't light a match. You'll blow part of KC off the map! I've got a daughter and son-in-law out in DeSoto. If they hear an explosion, we'll all know what happened!!!
 
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Youngun... Did you order the Adams with the YS6+"X"? Or did you have it installed aftermarket? Wow! 8.5 degree driver and "X" flex. Makes my ol' body hurt just thinkin' about a young flat-belly being able to swing something like that. Have heard nothing but great things about the RPM drivers!
 

demon

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Dont sit near any open flames, five bowls of chili and you are seriously combustable.
 

Pa Jayhawk

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Be happy about it, it just means you are now entitled to Senior moments every now and then.
 
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Be happy about it, it just means you are now entitled to Senior moments every now and then.
Love the excuse of "senior moments". And, I am happy about being a senior! Just tryin' to have some fun. As they say, the alternative to becoming this old is not in the least bit inviting. In fact, as this Christmas season rolls around, our family has so much to be thankful for. My wife and I both have excellent health. Her father died at 49... My mother in her late 50's. Both of us, Lord willing, should make it at least well into our 60's.) Our children and grandchildren are healthy. Both daughters have great careers and good healthy home environments. Life is good!! (I am devastated, however, that my golf game seems to be slipping away! Oh, well. Next year, I'll come back!!!)

Hey, you know how difficult it is for a Wildcat to be kind and considerate to a Jayhawk... but I do sincerely wish you and your family only the best and safest holiday season!!
 

Youngun5

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Youngun... Did you order the Adams with the YS6+"X"? Or did you have it installed aftermarket? Wow! 8.5 degree driver and "X" flex. Makes my ol' body hurt just thinkin' about a young flat-belly being able to swing something like that. Have heard nothing but great things about the RPM drivers!

I bought the RPM on ebay with an NV-65 Stiff for like $100, hated the shaft, bought the YS-6+ on ebay as a pullout for like $30 because i had previous experience with it and absolutely loved it, swapped the two, and sold the NV for like $40 which covered the shaft swapping fee.

i won the auction for the RPM for a 9.5*, but was sent the 8.5*, if i had my druthers i'd take the 9.5* in an instant, i can't play this combo as well as i'd like to, and the head feels really dull and i have to swing too hard to get the ball up to the trajectory i like which sets me up for all kinds of problems..... Rockford 35 sold me his old HiBore 9.5* head, which just arrived, so hopefully if the shop is open today i'll take that in, and throw that YS-6 in there, i'm really psyched about this combo, the 9.5* HiBore with an X YS-6+, the thing should be an absolute sniper rifle off the tee
 

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limpalong...............don't feel bad. Warbirdlover and I both turn 60 this coming year (07). Viagra, here I come.........(cum?).:wow:
 

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Viagra will get you going sssmokin but they don't have anything comparible to give the "little lady". So it might be a long, "lonely" day of self abuse..:D
 

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Hey, you know how difficult it is for a Wildcat to be kind and considerate to a Jayhawk... but I do sincerely wish you and your family only the best and safest holiday season!!
And a Happy New Year from our family to yours!!!

Cheers!!!
 

JEFF4i

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Viagra will get you going sssmokin but they don't have anything comparible to give the "little lady". So it might be a long, "lonely" day of self abuse..:D

Didn't you hear? They made a female counterpart to Viagra!!!

They call it: Visa.
 

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