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Miffed!! Upset!! I've had it with this bunch!

Eracer

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Viagra will get you going sssmokin but they don't have anything comparible to give the "little lady". So it might be a long, "lonely" day of self abuse..:D

Surprise, surprise - some women take Viagra for sexual enhancement. Not promoting it. Not saying it's a good idea. But it happens.
 

Eracer

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Senior member!!! I know now how the caveman in the Geico commercials feels. He can't walk through an airport without seeing a sign that says "So easy even a caveman can do it."

Sounds like somebody got up on the wrong side of the nursing home bed this morning...
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Surprise, surprise - some women take Viagra for sexual enhancement. Not promoting it. Not saying it's a good idea. But it happens.

Eraser

What happens when a women takes Viagra??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

(What I think it does)?? :confused: <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
 

julie2golf

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What are you talking about???
The older men get, the better looking they are!!!
Men age well.
It is just us poor old women that don't age that well!!!:( :(
 
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Are you hitting on Warbird or Limp?
Stay outa this!! With just WBL and I, at least I've got a 50% chance! And, it's only half as far from Kansas to Texas as it is from the Northland to Texas. But, I don't think the "short bus" will detour that far as they take me back to the home.
 
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Are you hitting on Warbird or Limp?
And, one more thing!!! A thread where I complain about being a senior... there is talk in the thread about such things as Viagra... and you have the nerve to refer to me as "Limp"???? And in front of the lady!!! Sheeeezzz!!!!
 

Pa Jayhawk

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Stay outa this!! With just WBL and I, at least I've got a 50% chance! And, it's only half as far from Kansas to Texas as it is from the Northland to Texas. But, I don't think the "short bus" will detour that far as they take me back to the home.
Only to get to Texas in that timeframe you have to go through Oklahoma, so it likely seems twice as far. As the old saying goes: "If I owned he!! and Oklahoma, I would live in he!! and rent out Oklahoma!!!" :D

edit 1 - actually you could go around the state and meet up with Jeff in NM.:)
 

Earl

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I'm done!! I've spoken my piece!! I'm outa here! Woops! I guess I'm not going anywhere. It's about bedtime and here comes the nurse with my evening Viagra pill. They say it keeps me from rollin' out of bed. Well, if this SENIOR MEMBER wakes up in the morning and the nurses will let me have a turn at the computer.. if I can get there in front of ol' lady Adams (I like her. Can't tell if it's her knee caps or her boobs moving underneath her housecoat. They both hang are at about the same level), I'll see if I can uphold my Senior Member distinction again tomorrow. Good night!!!

She might be coming to change your diaper, because it sounds like your's is in a wad...just kidding. Thanks for the laugh.
 

JEFF4i

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And, one more thing!!! A thread where I complain about being a senior... there is talk in the thread about such things as Viagra... and you have the nerve to refer to me as "Limp"???? And in front of the lady!!! Sheeeezzz!!!!

Viagra is because you are limp, but, don't let her forget about the rest of the name, "a long"

Only to get to Texas in that timeframe you have to go through Oklahoma, so it likely seems twice as far. As the old saying goes: "If I owned he!! and Oklahoma, I would live in he!! and rent out Oklahoma!!!" :D

edit 1 - actually you could go around the state and meet up with Jeff in NM.:)

In which case I'll treat you to a round of very cheap walking golf. Good for you at your age.

Stay outa this!! With just WBL and I, at least I've got a 50% chance! And, it's only half as far from Kansas to Texas as it is from the Northland to Texas. But, I don't think the "short bus" will detour that far as they take me back to the home.

Also, Warbird plays Pings, so you've got the edge.

She might be coming to change your diaper, because it sounds like your's is in a wad...just kidding. Thanks for the laugh.

I think you've got it backwards, the problem is not that his diaper is in a wad, but rather, his wad is in his diaper!
 

Big_Bang

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I know what you mean..mine says JUNIOR MEMBER. It's bad enough I get called that on the course sometimes..just because I'm short at 5' 7". Then when they see me drive a ball, they aren't calling me Junior anymore. Oh well, hang in there buddy! This too shall pass..
 
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I know what you mean..mine says JUNIOR MEMBER. It's bad enough I get called that on the course sometimes..just because I'm short at 5' 7". Then when they see me drive a ball, they aren't calling me Junior anymore. Oh well, hang in there buddy! This too shall pass..
Perish the thought!! Oh my, I can't begin to fathom the humiliation to be outdriven by someone only 5'-7"! Outdriven by a vertically challenged golfer... Please, Lord! Not me!!!! LOL

I'd welcome the opportunity to enjoy a round with you anyday. And, when the young whippersnapper (junior) would take advantage of this poor old, delapidated, bad knees, bad back, too fat, old rusty clubbed senior... I would promise to take the thumpin' with nary a single report filed with AARP or ADA!!!!
 

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