Okay, I just noticed this little sign by one of my posts. Right under my user name... there it is... SENIOR MEMBER!! I'm p.o.'d... I'm mad... I've had it!! How dare you! Yes I know, I'm 60 years old, but you can't see me... so what business is it of yours if I'm a senior! Do you know how demeaning it is when my wife and I go out to eat and the imbecile wait person says "One senior and one regular"? She's only 8 months younger and even the minimum wage MacDonalds burger flipper thinks I'm a senior and she isn't! I'm sick and tired of it and I'm not going to take it any more.
Senior member!!! I know now how the caveman in the Geico commercials feels. He can't walk through an airport without seeing a sign that says "So easy even a caveman can do it." I can't even join a discussion board on the net where they can't see my bad knees, bad back... and walker over by the door... and yet they crown me a "senior member". Young whippershappers! If they hadn't taken my guns away when the kids put me in this home...
I'm done!! I've spoken my piece!! I'm outa here! Woops! I guess I'm not going anywhere. It's about bedtime and here comes the nurse with my evening Viagra pill. They say it keeps me from rollin' out of bed. Well, if this SENIOR MEMBER wakes up in the morning and the nurses will let me have a turn at the computer.. if I can get there in front of ol' lady Adams (I like her. Can't tell if it's her knee caps or her boobs moving underneath her housecoat. They both hang are at about the same level), I'll see if I can uphold my Senior Member distinction again tomorrow. Good night!!!
Senior member!!! I know now how the caveman in the Geico commercials feels. He can't walk through an airport without seeing a sign that says "So easy even a caveman can do it." I can't even join a discussion board on the net where they can't see my bad knees, bad back... and walker over by the door... and yet they crown me a "senior member". Young whippershappers! If they hadn't taken my guns away when the kids put me in this home...
I'm done!! I've spoken my piece!! I'm outa here! Woops! I guess I'm not going anywhere. It's about bedtime and here comes the nurse with my evening Viagra pill. They say it keeps me from rollin' out of bed. Well, if this SENIOR MEMBER wakes up in the morning and the nurses will let me have a turn at the computer.. if I can get there in front of ol' lady Adams (I like her. Can't tell if it's her knee caps or her boobs moving underneath her housecoat. They both hang are at about the same level), I'll see if I can uphold my Senior Member distinction again tomorrow. Good night!!!