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They call it: Visa.
Thats the truth.
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They call it: Visa.
Viagra will get you going sssmokin but they don't have anything comparible to give the "little lady". So it might be a long, "lonely" day of self abuse..
Senior member!!! I know now how the caveman in the Geico commercials feels. He can't walk through an airport without seeing a sign that says "So easy even a caveman can do it."
Surprise, surprise - some women take Viagra for sexual enhancement. Not promoting it. Not saying it's a good idea. But it happens.
Eraser
What are you talking about???
The older men get, the better looking they are!!!
Men age well.
It is just us poor old women that don't age that well!!!
Stay outa this!! With just WBL and I, at least I've got a 50% chance! And, it's only half as far from Kansas to Texas as it is from the Northland to Texas. But, I don't think the "short bus" will detour that far as they take me back to the home.Are you hitting on Warbird or Limp?
And, one more thing!!! A thread where I complain about being a senior... there is talk in the thread about such things as Viagra... and you have the nerve to refer to me as "Limp"???? And in front of the lady!!! Sheeeezzz!!!!Are you hitting on Warbird or Limp?
Only to get to Texas in that timeframe you have to go through Oklahoma, so it likely seems twice as far. As the old saying goes: "If I owned he!! and Oklahoma, I would live in he!! and rent out Oklahoma!!!"Stay outa this!! With just WBL and I, at least I've got a 50% chance! And, it's only half as far from Kansas to Texas as it is from the Northland to Texas. But, I don't think the "short bus" will detour that far as they take me back to the home.
I'm done!! I've spoken my piece!! I'm outa here! Woops! I guess I'm not going anywhere. It's about bedtime and here comes the nurse with my evening Viagra pill. They say it keeps me from rollin' out of bed. Well, if this SENIOR MEMBER wakes up in the morning and the nurses will let me have a turn at the computer.. if I can get there in front of ol' lady Adams (I like her. Can't tell if it's her knee caps or her boobs moving underneath her housecoat. They both hang are at about the same level), I'll see if I can uphold my Senior Member distinction again tomorrow. Good night!!!
And, one more thing!!! A thread where I complain about being a senior... there is talk in the thread about such things as Viagra... and you have the nerve to refer to me as "Limp"???? And in front of the lady!!! Sheeeezzz!!!!
Only to get to Texas in that timeframe you have to go through Oklahoma, so it likely seems twice as far. As the old saying goes: "If I owned he!! and Oklahoma, I would live in he!! and rent out Oklahoma!!!"
edit 1 - actually you could go around the state and meet up with Jeff in NM.
Stay outa this!! With just WBL and I, at least I've got a 50% chance! And, it's only half as far from Kansas to Texas as it is from the Northland to Texas. But, I don't think the "short bus" will detour that far as they take me back to the home.
She might be coming to change your diaper, because it sounds like your's is in a wad...just kidding. Thanks for the laugh.
Perish the thought!! Oh my, I can't begin to fathom the humiliation to be outdriven by someone only 5'-7"! Outdriven by a vertically challenged golfer... Please, Lord! Not me!!!! LOLI know what you mean..mine says JUNIOR MEMBER. It's bad enough I get called that on the course sometimes..just because I'm short at 5' 7". Then when they see me drive a ball, they aren't calling me Junior anymore. Oh well, hang in there buddy! This too shall pass..