Mulligan anyone?

[PaPaD]

I never brag.

Do you see how perfectly I did that?

Humblebragger........

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

 

[BogeySwine]

I have nothing to brag about! When I retired Social Security told me I would live to be 80! I asked them to bring me the paperwork so I could sign up. They laughed. I wasn't kidding! I figure I can renegotiate in ten years when I need an extension. I just hope I can remember what it was I wanted to do at that point in time.

 

[IrishGolfer]

I never...

 

[ejdahl21]

"You once shot a perfect 18 with only 4 mulligans, 2 gimmees and a foot wedge.
But it didn't dawn on you to bragg about it."

"Ahhh yes, quite."

 

[Uncle Azzhole]

I never took a mulligan but have been known to play 2 balls when no one is behind me. I do mark them 1 and 2 and keep different scores on the same card.

 

[limpalong]

I never took a mulligan but have been known to play 2 balls when no one is behind me. I do mark them 1 and 2 and keep different scores on the same card.

If you mark them "1 and 2" how do you tell them apart? Wouldn't you be better off marking the first on "1 and 2" and the other one "2 and 1"??

 

[limpalong]

Reminds me of the two guys who came into the clubhouse mad at each other, cursing each other out. The clubhouse manager asked what the problem was. "We both hit our second shots around the dogleg on #18. When we got to the green, one of the balls was in the hole for an eagle. I just know it was my ball. He thinks it was his!" The clubhouse manger asked, "Were you both playing the same brand and number of ball?" One player responds, "Yes! We were both playing Titleist NXT Tour 2's." The clubhouse manager asked to see the balls. When the one player handed him the two balls, the clubhouses mangers asked "Okay. Which one of you was playing the white one and who was playing the yellow one???!!!"

 

[WWBDD]

If I'm not playing in a tournament or a money round I don't give a crap what the other guys in my group are doing.

Bingo.