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Must stop buying things when drunk.

Crossfire

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So, after a long hard night of adult beverages. I go to my car to look for my phone, and sitting in the front seat is a Mactec 3 wood with a Diamana BB 103-X. :faintthud
 

xamilo

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or a transvestite with 5'oclock shadow.

Or maybe he is just hiding something from us and tried to make up for it with a "supposed" golf club in he car.:D...
 

Eracer

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Or maybe he is just hiding something from us and tried to make up for it with a "supposed" golf club in he car.:D...
Her name was "Diamana", she had Big Boobs, and weighed 130 lbs.?
 

Eracer

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More like she had a Big Butt and cost 130 bucks!
SNAP !!
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Crossfire

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The fat chick was earlier, I do remember that. However, apparently I got the club for $35. The transvestite is tonight, im going to need something a little stronger then Captain and coke for he/she.
 

Eracer

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Captain and coke?

Straight liquor lightweight.
I've seen him drink. He outlasted me (2:00am vs. 5:00am) and then somehow was able to crawl out of bed for a 7:00am tee time.

Crotchfire is a pro. Trust me.
 

limpalong

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A Mactec fairway wood or an ugly fat chick???? Ummm... You can put a bag over the ugly fat chick's head. You have to take the cover off the Mac fairway and that would be downright disgusting!!! A high quality shaft like a Diamana won't even help a Mac fairway. (I won't complete the remainder of that analogy for fear of a reprimand!!!:biglol:) We, who adorn our bags with the ultimate of pristineness like Ping and Callaway often wonder where TMAG guys went wrong. We hold out hope... although dim hope... that, one day, you will recover. Waking up with a MacGregor fairway wood indicates such a potential recovery may be far, far away!!!:D:D:D
 

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