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Name the kitty....

Slingblade61

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I'm a sap. This came home last night and the original cat hasn't eaten it yet so we need a name.

I came up with all sorts of good cat names but no one else like them....

Ghengis
Atilla
Stutz
nigger (oops!)
Maxfli
Calypso

This is a female and no Rock ........you don't get anything if you win.

I actually had everyone sold on Callaway (cally for short) until today when one of the kids got wise to the meaning.

Let's hear 'em!
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VtDivot

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How about *****?

Then you can use your world famous James Bond voice every time you are talking to or about the cat. Chicks dig bond and guys who can go deep... er... you can interpret that however your filthy little mind wants to :D
 

bdcrowe

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Stoner

Look at that picture. What you been blowing it its face, Sling?
 
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"stoner"

Ahem......try to remember I have 3 CHILDREN under the age of 12....k? :)
 
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Quentin said:
Hoover

...'cause that carpet needs some sucking.

~QQ

Like I said......I have 3 kids all under the age of 12....LOL! :D
(how quickly they forget. ;) )
 

longiron

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That looks like my cat. I wanted to name it dog food but my girls wouldnt let me. BTW i hate cats but our dog got hit by a bus so we got a cat.
 

bdcrowe

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longiron said:
That looks like my cat. I wanted to name it dog food but my girls wouldnt let me. BTW i hate cats but our dog got hit by a bus so we got a cat.
I tried that too with our cat. The family frowned on "Alpo".

Sling, how about "Slate", or "Steel" or "Smelt". Work off of the color.

I still say that cat is stoned, kids or no kids. That cat is high. ;)
 

bdcrowe

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Or, and I don't know where I got this from, but how about "Cadoo".
 
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You know what? I'm all set with dogs....had 'em most of my life.

The last one went to his reward about 3 years ago, he was a great dog, until he started to age. I was starting my family and I couldn't take care of him the way he deserved, I'll always feel guilty about that.

I never thought much about cats one way or the other.

Long story, short.....cats are WAAY easier to take care of than dogs. Dogs are very much like children....I like cats now. :)

I like dogs too, as long as they belong to someone else!
 
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bdcrowe said:
I tried that too with our cat. The family frowned on "Alpo".

Sling, how about "Slate", or "Steel" or "Smelt". Work off of the color.

I still say that cat is stoned, kids or no kids. That cat is high. ;)

Those are more or less male type names.......It has a rust colored spot on the top of her head which you can barely see in the pic....I thought "Acorn" was a good name but I got shot down.

Just as a reference, we have an orange tabby with the stupedist name on the planet, my wife named tha cat while I was away with the kids on a short vacation....."Spooky"....wtf! I just call it "little dummy", great cat though, in spite of the idiotic name.

I don't want that tradgedy to revisit my home. :)
 

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I like to name pets after proper gentlemen's names, like Montogmery, Sebastian or Theodore. Even Mortimer is hilarious.

That cat says to me "My name is Sphynx. I am beautiful."

Phoenix is a good name for a cat. Sounds cool.

Names like "*****" and "Smokey" and "Jub-Jub" just suck.

I have a good friend that let his kids name their dog - a cocka-poo-poo -(that's another story entirely). They named it Jasmine after the Disney character and call it Jazz for short.

Take all the Disney out of the house, Sling. It'll be "Pocahontas" in no time.

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Edith. She screams Edith. or Agnes

and then you can call it anus for jokes
 

DaveE

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If she's not stoned then she's a little crazy. I'd go with Cybil. :)
 

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