Need some advice on clothes...

[IrishGolfer]

Big match coming up with Kilted and Bagger Dave in Kells, Co. Meath. The venue is Headford Golf Club (36 holes of bliss). We are looking for a 4th so it is not too late, Teh Master or Golf Monkey. 8.15am tee off.

There will be another thread I'm sure created by Klted or Dave on betting, format, etc as well as the usual banter, but here's the thing. Dave has set the precedent with his Disco Attire in our last outing. I plan to knock him off his sartorial perch with some new pimp rags. Here's the questions...

Does pink clash with white? (LMAO)
How should I accessorize?
What if Dave surpasses himself. How do I up the ante on the course?

All practical suggestions will be duely considered.

 

[Ravenous Bugblatter Beast]

I prefer the Carl Spackler school:

 

[The master]

Kells, Co. Meath. The venue is Headford Golf Club

Where is headford golf club I've heard of kells but don't know excactly were it is.

What day and what time?

You guys only playing one round, how long is kilted here for?

 

[DaveE]

Does pink clash with white? (LMAO)
How should I accessorize?
What if Dave surpasses himself. How do I up the ante on the course?

All practical suggestions will be duely considered.

With your record of winning you know this is what you want to do.

 

[Jay McNasty]

Does pink clash with white? (LMAO)
How should I accessorize?
What if Dave surpasses himself. How do I up the ante on the course?

All practical suggestions will be duely considered.

Look no further than Bravo's avatar for the answer to the first. I think a pink shirt and white pants would be quite tasteful and elegant.

If you need to up the ante, might I suggest some plaid knickers.

 

[Dave Ireland]

Big match coming up with Kilted and Bagger Dave in Kells, Co. Meath. The venue is Headford Golf Club (36 holes of bliss). We are looking for a 4th so it is not too late, Teh Master or Golf Monkey. 8.15am tee off.

There will be another thread I'm sure created by Klted or Dave on betting, format, etc as well as the usual banter, but here's the thing. Dave has set the precedent with his Disco Attire in our last outing. I plan to knock him off his sartorial perch with some new pimp rags. Here's the questions...

Does pink clash with white? (LMAO)
How should I accessorize?
What if Dave surpasses himself. How do I up the ante on the course?

All practical suggestions will be duely considered.

Oh yeah, oh yeah!!! ...... well mister I aint giving away the title that easy ya know.... the pink on white crossed my mind but I thought it was too sombre. This is 36 holes on my patch boy where ya play what ya see and don't haveta rely on dodgy lines over sand dunes for your sport....


I thought you'd be interested in my little pic. This is the haul I was very lucky to win last week. It was the most undeserved prize, I lay 3rd going into the final outing, only something exceptional would see me win, I was lucky enough to finish 4th of 74 players on the day and my accumulated points won it for me by .6 of a point. I have had all the luck I'm gonna get this year, and I just hope that you can give myself and Kilted 1 or 2 more shots each side to make it a more equitable contest ... there'll be more later

 

[The master]

DI instead off showing off your crystal glasses and trophies (which are very nice indeed) can you please give me a little bit off info.

 

[Rockford35]

You can't lose by dressing like a basketball player. All the kids are doing it, why not join in?

Big ass baggy pants and a huge jersey that hangs past your junk. Sunglasses that look like a woman might wear them, wrist bands and a visor, worn to the side.

And bling....as much shiny shit as you can get. The louder the better.

You'll truly be representin'....playa....

R35

 

[Dave Ireland]

DI instead off showing off your crystal glasses and trophies (which are very nice indeed) can you please give me a little bit off info.

Sorry Master, yeah the rematch is set for Headford it's a couple of miles the near side of Kells on the road out from Navan. It's happening next Monday - we play the Old Course in the morning (8.15) b4 tackling the new course (it's a brute, but brilliant test, island greens, long carries over water) in the afternoon. Kilted flies in on Sunday and is staying in Drogheda overnight, IG is coming down Monday morning. The tentative arrangement is for the guys to meet in Drogheda then on to the Balbriggan exit where yours truly will welcome their sorry arses...AS IG sez we're still one short .. if you are any other person out there is interested, pm me or IG and we can make arrangements .. turkeys aren't in season so yer safe ... and I think everyone has forgotten about it now anyways

I should've mentioned that Kilted is stumping up the prize, which from the safety of his tax haven has promised the winner an all expenses paid trip to Bravo's tourney in Alabama ... I think he said spendin money is included

 

[DaveE]

turkeys aren't in season so yer safe ... and I think everyone has forgotten about it now anyways

Dave, have ya not noticed IGs avatar. It hasn't changed so TM better show up with a bird.

IG, I've got one more idea for ya, since your just gonna take everyone's loot anyway. Aye Irish.

 

[The master]

Dave, have ya not noticed IGs avatar. It hasn't changed so TM better show up with a bird.

IG, I've got one more idea for ya, since your just gonna take everyone's loot anyway. Aye Irish.

DI - That rules me out at school, on monday if it was up here north I could off made the afternoon round I'm out at 1.20 pm but looks like I will have to give it a miss.

And dave thanks for the laugh I haven't laughed that hard in 10 minutes since someone reminded me off Don donatello saying pull that tape tight in BB2.

 

[IrishGolfer]

Dave, have ya not noticed IGs avatar. It hasn't changed so TM better show up with a bird.

IG, I've got one more idea for ya, since your just gonna take everyone's loot anyway. Aye Irish.

Dave this is fantastic. How about swapping out the parrot for a turkey and then it's golden. A few questions. Will the suit breathe? Do you think it might restrict my backswing? Does the cutlass count as an extra club?

What about an eye-patch, mi hearties!

 

[IrishGolfer]

I have had all the luck I'm gonna get this year, and I just hope that you can give myself and Kilted 1 or 2 more shots each side to make it a more equitable contest

He posts a picture of his booty, then claims it was won by chance and then goes on to ask for more shots...

Bagger, bagger, bagger...

It just has to be admired.

 

[IrishGolfer]

I should've mentioned that Kilted is stumping up the prize, which from the safety of his tax haven has promised the winner an all expenses paid trip to Bravo's tourney in Alabama ... I think he said spendin money is included

Yes, BD (Bagger Dave, not you Dr. Crowe) I do recall this very kind and generous offer. I think he also sai he would thow in a set of clubs as well.

 

[IrishGolfer]

Check out this link...

http://www.trendygolf.com

Pimp-tastic! (Actually a fine divide between cool, retro and just plain ugly!)