Never mess with an American woman...

[Kilted Arab]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13457852,00.html

No comment required from me aside from commenting that the lady involved has the appropriate name of O'Toole.

 

[IrishGolfer]

There's a thread title here somewhere, perhaps, "Slabby's Glued Penis".

Does that mean next time he has a piss, he gets it in the face? Messy!

 

[EDSGolf]

OUCH, sounds like a "sticky situation", ok ok ok, bad joke.

 

[DaveE]

There's a thread title here somewhere, perhaps, "Slabby's Glued Penis".

Does that mean next time he has a piss, he gets it in the face? Messy!

I figured you'd be trying this as a time saver.

 

[IrishGolfer]

I figured you'd be trying this as a time saver.

Already patented it...Yellowjet Active ... the taste comes from inside!

There's even an alcohloic version - Yellowjet WKD (Scotch) - early trials have all agreed "It takes just like piss!"

 

[Big Brother Dunk]

Wow. She must have been really pissed off.