EDSGolf
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
CHAPTER 1
HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT
CHAPTER 2
HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE
CHAPTER 3
HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER
CHAPTER 4
HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK
CHAPTER 5
WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER
CHAPTER 6
USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS
CHAPTER 7
WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT
CHAPTER 8
PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM
CHAPTER 9
HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND
CHAPTER 10
HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER
CHAPTER 11
WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH
CHAPTER 12
HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME
CHAPTER 13
HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE
CHAPTER 14
WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT
CHAPTER 15
GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT
CHAPTER 16
WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER
CHAPTER 17
CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME?
CHAPTER 18
WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP,
BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE
BARTENDER.
CHAPTER 1
HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT
CHAPTER 2
HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE
CHAPTER 3
HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER
CHAPTER 4
HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK
CHAPTER 5
WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER
CHAPTER 6
USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS
CHAPTER 7
WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT
CHAPTER 8
PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM
CHAPTER 9
HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND
CHAPTER 10
HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER
CHAPTER 11
WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH
CHAPTER 12
HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME
CHAPTER 13
HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE
CHAPTER 14
WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT
CHAPTER 15
GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT
CHAPTER 16
WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER
CHAPTER 17
CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME?
CHAPTER 18
WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP,
BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE
BARTENDER.
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