New guy from Texas

[Anders_H]

No way - you can stay here but the Cowboys still suck. This place is very accepting as long as you enjoy being called a dick on a regular basis. Other than that, these guys are teddy bears........I'm pretty sure they threatened to ban me after about 6 posts....

It took you that long???

By the way, welcome to this golf asylum Jordan.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

I'm going to need to see a picture of you holding a piece of paper that reads "Hello Shottalk". I refuse to believe that the real Jordan Spieth would show up around here after the school house putting lesson that I gave him recently. He wasn't too impressed with how I celebrated after I beat him.