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Not a f'ing thing Joke. Thought of eclark immediately


From the bunker
Dec 31, 2008
An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner

for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man

behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and

a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..

Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a

.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range

and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the

driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.

May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,

"Not a ****ing thing!"


DB Member Extraordinaire
Supporting Member
Dec 24, 2007
South Central Wisconsin
United States United States
lol, put the 45 on my hip, a P22 in my boot, and turn that Mossy 500 into a Remmy 870 and yeah...come November...that's how i roll!


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