Obscure movie quotes

[TEA Time]

He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung...

...figuratively speaking.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

"My son Billy got the lead in the high school musical."


"Well, I guess he likes the cock after all."

 

[eclark53520]

I've got worms.

Excuse me?

 

[TEA Time]

Life's a garden, dig it.

 

[BigJim13]

Make like a tree and get outa here!

 

[Splunge]

We have a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark outside, and we have sunglasses on...

Hit it!

 

[MCDavis]

Your uncle molests collies.

 

[Splunge]

"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

I DRINK IT UP!"

 

[eclark53520]

Sorry about the delousing......standard procedure.

 

[Queball915]

"I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me."

"That or his dudeness, duder or el duderino if you're not into the while brevity thing"

 

[TEA Time]

Mauwage.
Mauwage, is hwut bwings us togevuuh, today.

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

Assssssssssssssss yooouuuuuuuuuu wiiissssssssssssshhhhhhhh!

 

[azgreg]

Listen, while you're here. I highly recommend you'd visit the Empire State Building, before you or one of your sand-monkey cousins takes it down.

 

[eclark53520]

SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL! PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!!