panicked dad!!!

[michaeljoyce]

[font=&quot]Hey everyone![/font]

[font=&quot]I'm new here, so gimme a break, please, and don't think I'm a total chump... but I completely forgot about Mother's Day until my mother-in-law reminded me of it this past weekend, and I have no idea what to get my wife from our two kids! Here I was, searching for possible ways to improve my game, and now it's already mid-week! (I know, no excuses!) I don't think my 15 month old or 6 year old are going to be able to help me out much with this! I've gotten her spa treatments and gift certificates in the past(too bad she doesn't like golf!), but what she's really been into lately is stuff for the house (we've recently become first-time homeowners!). I was thinking maybe something along those lines might be good this time. Any input? [/font]

 

[bdcrowe]

Does she like gardening? Any exterior beautifying in need at the new house? I git the wife a bunch of flowers and mulch and pebbles and stuff so she could plant away (OK, she called me at work and asked if she could buy her own mother's day stuff... My answer, duh? Knock yourself out!). Anyways, she loves the look of her new garden, the house looks better, and all I need to buy is a card. Anyway, if the yard could use work, you could get all the flowers and stuff and plant them for her...

If not, a gift certificate for a boob job might be nice.

 

[buddha33]

A massage or facial are always good things.

 

[bdcrowe]

Last time I offered the wife a facial, I got slapped.

 

[Loop]

Where did you got slapped bd?
It must have hurt real bad.

Next time, don't ask, just do it

Back on topic, maybe buy some dishes or cutlery or flowers...

 

[VtDivot]

If not, a gift certificate for a boob job might be nice.

How much do these go for these days?? Maybe I can work one into the budget...

 

[bdcrowe]

How much do these go for these days?? Maybe I can work one into the budget...

Don't go bigger than a C cup, or you'll look out of proportion.

 

[VtDivot]

Don't go bigger than a C cup, or you'll look out of proportion.

well played.

 

[bdcrowe]

well played.

.......

 

[Rockford35]

Go for the massage. Chicks dig that shit.

I got my old lady (ha!....old lady.....funny) a hot rock massage. She was like "what the hell is this?"

When she got back, she was super relaxed and loving life. Said it was the best thing she's ever had done. And it was reasonable too, good for me!

Needless to say, I could have pissed all over the bathroom floor and flung pairs of gotch all over the house and still would have been in her good graces.

I'm telling you, massages rule. For chicks, i mean.

R35

 

[VtDivot]

Go for the massage. Chicks dig that shit.

I got my old lady (ha!....old lady.....funny) a hot rock massage. She was like "what the hell is this?"

R35

man... where do I begin... this one is too easy

 

[Rockford35]

Wow....i never put two and two together there, completely missed that!

I guess what it is is "heated rocks put strategically all over your body".

Same thing happens to Buddha's wife every weekend...

R35

 

[VtDivot]

Wow....i never put two and two together there, completely missed that!

I guess what it is is "heated rocks put strategically all over your body".

Same thing happens to Buddha's wife every weekend...

R35

That's what I'm talkin about!

 

[longiron]

Last time I offered the wife a facial, I got slapped.

Thank you for not making me the first one to say it.

 

[bdcrowe]

Thank you for not making me the first one to say it.

Yah, there are bonus points for being the first through the door...