Played with some Heartless Bastids

[wirehair]

Went out with a couple of 30 something, single digit, jock wearing, coaches from school today. They dragged my fat old man a$$ back to the tips. Not the "normal" bull tees, but all the way back to the black tees that nobody ever plays.

They shot 74 and 78...I shot 98! I'd hit career drives and you could still build a Super WalMart between our drives. They're actually pretty decent guys, but the bastids were laying side bets on where my 3rd (or 4th) shots would land on the green.

I will get revenge! I don't know where, or how, or when...but someday I will have retribution....and it will be sweet.

 

[SiberianDVM]

Bring them over to your house and sic the bad ass cat on them.

 

[74 thing]

Next time you play tell them you need 25 strokes. You will get your revenge at the 19th hole when they have to pay up.

 

[wirehair]

Next time you play tell them you need 25 strokes. You will get your revenge at the 19th hole when they have to pay up.

Bring them over to your house and sic the bad ass cat on them.

I'm thinking something involving marshmallows and Cheetos.

 

[MCDavis]

Every housewife deserves a good f***ing once in a while, wirehair!

 

[clemsonhacker]

my golf "friends" did that to me one day. i was having a bad day getting off the Tee box. I was hitting everything Right. So we are on the tee box and i hear them wispering about something so i use my great ease dropping skills and hear that one had made a 5 dollar bet that my tee shot was headed right... i told myself ill fix that Fu%ker.. so i am as far left as i could and belted on right down the throat. I turn look at him a say "Now pay up Bit*h"

 

[slickpitt]

You could always kneecap the MF'ers

 

[halifax_golfer]

yea, definitly kneecap them with a wedge next time you see them.

A buddy of mine did the same thing. I had no idea he and his friends were that good (hadn't played with him for 2 or 3 years). Anyways, they shot like 75, 79, 79 and I shot 96 aswell.... I kneecaped all three of them a week later.