Question for you rap fans...Buddha?

[Quentin]

I remember long ago when I was a youngster listening to this rapper. I can remember some of the lyrics.

something like this...
this is the blowfly the master of flash
and I'm here to stick some soul to your ass
~some other stuff here~
gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged.

Maybe I'm just going crazy and it was some twisted, warped, teenaged dream. But if any of you remember this...who was it?

I think it was done in the mid-late 70's.

~QQ

 

[buddha33]

No clue. I even googled it and came up with nothing.

 

[Rockford35]

Blowfly’s Rapp circa 1980. That's old skool.


"This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I’m here to sock some soul to your a**
Guys and girls, bull d***s and f*****s
Gonna rap in your ear till your a** get ragged
If the world should end I’ll be under no string
I’d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherf***ers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin’ a load
Feelin’ more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin’ out the scene on my CB
‘Cause I don’t want no bears f***in’ with me
That’s a big 10-4, good buddy

Smokin’ weed, feelin’ fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller d***head, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He’s on my a** and that’s no joke
But I’m gonna eave that blue light motherf***er in the smoke
10-4

Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said f*** you
3-4, your mammy’s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin’ around the corner, doin’ about 80
Lookin’ between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin’ out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta a** below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey b****, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the b**** by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in’ with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
‘Cause there was a big p**** starin’ me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a b**** was nothin’ but a man
An you know what I did then, huh

I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that’s what I did

So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the f***"
After messin’ up my day and spoilin’ my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine b**** I had back home
And suddenly I couldn’t help but to play with my bone, yeah

While ridin’ to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, n**** boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my d*** and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherf***ers can’t kick my a**"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "N****s p****% is bigger than whites"
But my black a** was in for a big surprise
‘Cause that crackers d*** was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn’t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don’t y’all fail me now
Let’s get the hell outta here"

He said, "Boy, I’m gon’ kick your a** till your head turn blue
There ain’t nothin’ I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna f*** with me
I’m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big p**** began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let’s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin’ up outta their seats
Carryin’ big clubs, wearin’ white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I’m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There’s no nigger badder than me
Motherf*** you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherf***in’ place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker’s ass was flyin’ everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can’t stand myself sometimes, huh"

And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah

I’m the boss with the shoot off
I’m the king with the ding-a-ling
I’m the hound with the crown
I’m the dog with it all
I’m the prince with dollar sense
I’m the king with the sweet thing, yeah

I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah

Rapp dirty"

R35

 

[Quentin]

How about Kurtis Blow or Grandmaster Flash. Any songs from them that are along those lines? I think Kurtis Blow is singing it (...this is the blow fly).

Thanks Budd. Not sure anyone could really figure this one out. Just brings back some memories of my friends hot sister for me.

~QQ

 

[Quentin]

Holy mother...just as I was posting of lost hope the Rock comes through. That is old school fella!

How the hell do I find that one? I've got to get a download on cd.

~QQ

 

[buddha33]

Guys and girls, bull d***s and f*****s

Blowfly always poured his soul into his lyrics.

 

[Quentin]

Hey, it doesn't end there Buddha, let your soul become free with all of the Blowfly...

msn music blowfly

Some odd crap there. Ah the memories of being 14 and horny keep flowing in. This album was my friends older sisters. Now I know what she liked to do. Never put it together as a teenager.

~QQ

 

[buddha33]

Hey, it doesn't end there Buddha, let your soul become free with all of the Blowfly...

msn music blowfly

Some odd crap there. Ah the memories of being 14 and horny keep flowing in. This album was my friends older sisters. Now I know what she liked to do. Never put it together as a teenager.

~QQ

Worm, please do not include my name in any posts where you "being 14 and horny" is mentioned.

BTW, you're not actually paying for downloads, are you?

Lars Ulrich would be proud.