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Farquod

Short Game Tragedy
Mar 8, 2005
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SIGN AT A GOLF CLUB IN SCOTTSDALE, AZ:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE... WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.




WELL DONE -- NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
 

DaveE

The golfer fka ST Champ
Aug 31, 2004
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That's funny. I need to make one up for our club.
 

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