Rockford, opportunity knocks

[DaveE]

I know you've go a thing for her, looks like she will be available soon.

http://www.pga.com/news/tours/lpga/sorenstam021505.cfm

Or were you the cause of this...........

 

[Rockford35]

Saw-wheet!

I'ma make my move.

I need some good lines.

"Annika, if I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

I am so in.

R35

 

[bdcrowe]

Saw-wheet!

I'ma make my move.

I need some good lines.

"Annika, if I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

I am so in.

R35

Annika, may I borrow your razor?

 

[DaveE]

Did you just fart........cause you just blew me away.

 

[bdcrowe]

Did you just fart........cause you just blew me away.

If beauty were a bowel movement, you would be a double-flusher.

 

[Slingblade61]

Yuck!

My opinon?

She'll be hanging with Melissa Etheridge or Ellen Degeneras before rock gets any.....get my drift?

I have noticed that Jennifer Aniston is available.....now that girl is fine! If she can't play golf she could at least hold my balls.

 

[Bravo]

I guess I have blinders on....

Does anyone really think Annika is gay? Or is it just the sterotyping that - if you are a female athlete you must love other girls?

 

[Slingblade61]

I'll bet you a gazillion dollars.

 

[The master]

I'll bet you a gazillion dollars.

For a minute there I thoguht you had Hi-jakced my computer. Fould gambling.

As for Anikka I wouldn't tocuh her with a 50 foot barge pole.

 

[Slingblade61]

As for Anikka I wouldn't tocuh her with a 50 foot barge pole.

Cause if you tried she'd kick your ass so hard you'd be wearing it for a hat.

 

[MAHALLEDAY]

I see nothign wrong with Anika. He not super hot but shes pretty attractive. Must be a Canuck thing.

We have beter beer and better taste in women....................hmmmmmmmm go figure

 

[DaveE]

Saw-wheet!

I'ma make my move.

R35

Rock, you've been thinking about this for a while huh?

 

[Rockford35]

Ha!

That sign is 3 blocks from my house. Hilarious!

Good, now Annika has directions.

Oh ya, the girlfriend......man, i am so screwed here....ah beer, that'll cure my worries....

You can have two wives in Canada, right? Isn't that some sort of treaty law from 1830 or something like that? (Yes, a law from pre-Confederation.....i know you guys were ready to pounce on that shit like cougars...or Mountain lions, whatever the hell you call them in your neck of the woods...)

R35

 

[Rockford35]

I'll bet you a gazillion dollars.

Hell, I'll take that bet.

Annika doesn't shop for carpet, she definitely loves hammer. Her husband was a bit of a weiner.

She plays golf, cooks and plays for Callaway. Is this a match or what?

(If she turns out to be gay, i'm gonna lose it Post Office style)

R35

 

[Youngun5]

now guys, rock seems like the kind of guy who would date a girl on the edge of being a lesbian then push her over the edge -watch out annika-
IMHO