Rugby is definitely a game for men with....

[Golf Monkey]

It's official Welsh rugby fans are mental!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html

 

[EDSGolf]

What would be the penalty if he lost those balls?

 

[IrishGolfer]

This is all extraordinary stuff.

But can I say here and now, I will cut my tackle off if Teh Master beats me in our match in December. No, wait a minute, I will cut off Teh Master's tackle, no wait, eehhhmmmm (digging a hole here!).

I've got it now. Teh Master will shoot 99 and we will all spontaneously beat him up on the 18th green. In the process he will lose a glass eye, only to replace it with a HX Tour, "with mud and grass still clinging to it"!

I'm not sure yet where the Turkey comes into it. Maybe it's a Welsh bird called Gordon. Any ideas Andy?

 

[IrishGolfer]

In fact, I may call them myself.

Hey Supergrass!

The number is 999 (not sure of International dialing code). In your stitch-up give them Dave Ireland's name and address and make sure Teh Master gets an ASBO!

ps As Sinn Fein would say "We know where you live!"

 

[SiberianDVM]

I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.

Thank God for the first sentence. Please tell me there isn't a chance in Hell for the second.

 

[Bravo]

But can I say here and now, I will cut my tackle off if Teh Master beats me in our match in December. No, wait a minute, I will cut off Teh Master's tackle, no wait, eehhhmmmm (digging a hole here!).

I've got it now. Teh Master will shoot 99 and we will all spontaneously beat him up on the 18th green. In the process he will lose a glass eye, only to replace it with a HX Tour, "with mud and grass still clinging to it"!

MD:

Best laugh of the day by far...my thanks....rop:

 

[IrishGolfer]

It's all in a day's work...