Scary

[ezra76]

john: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Noooo!!! Boy scout camp all over again!

 

[discgraham]

Graham: At age 73 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years

Nice!

 

[Eracer]

John Smith: At age 73 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

I'll probably be playing golf with Rock in Regina and will be recognized as an aging American imperialist by invading Muslim insurgents. I will then be taken hostage by Osama bin Laden (at that point in time approximately 93 years old), and beheaded on live video.

Millions will cheer in the Arab world.:dead:

In the meantime, I've got 21 years left to play me some golf....
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Joe: At age 52 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

John, you and I shall die together, defending the freedom of our Canadian brothers to drink beer and molest sheep.

 

[IrishGolfer]

Irish, you will die of boredom at the age of 68 having just shot your age round Augusta. You will have a pint of Guinness in hand, be wearing a platinum thong and be surrounded by young nubile naked women.

 

[Eracer]

Irish, you will die of boredom at the age of 68 having just shot your age round Augusta. You will have a pint of Guinness in hand, be wearing a platinum thong and be surrounded by young nubile naked women.

LOL - dream on...

 

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Joel: At age 40 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

Well, I wanted to join the RCMP, but that's close enough I guess.

Wait, not that I think of it...Isn't Venus a gaseous planet?

 

[LyleG]

john: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Noooo!!! Boy scout camp all over again!

Well this made beer come out my nose, thanks

 

[sssmokin]

George: At age 90 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
Just what I thought...............hey, I just saw Ezra had the same one. Seeya at the shelter, Ezra.