- Aug 6, 2008
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These people that surf in Great White waters are wacko. Actually swimming in the ocean anywhere has always seemed rather unnecessary to me. You can't be a sitting with your back to the wall kind of guy when you have 100' of dark ocean under you. I also find the bull shark's ability to hang around in very shallow and even fresh water rather disturbing.
I'm watching these on DVR, and in one from yesterday, this always shouting Les Stroud guy keeps yelling about "unprovoked" shark attacks. "HERE IN FLORIDA, THERE ARE MORE UNPROVOKED SHARK ATTACKS THAN ANY PLACE IN THE WORLD."
Say what? If FL has the most unprovoked shark attacks, where do most provoked shark attacks take place? Are there places where people actually go into the ocean and taunt sharks?
"Come on, you stupid shark, you. You want a piece of me? You call those teeth? I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
Why piss 'em off? They're already hungry, why make 'em hungry and angry?
Kevin
I'm watching these on DVR, and in one from yesterday, this always shouting Les Stroud guy keeps yelling about "unprovoked" shark attacks. "HERE IN FLORIDA, THERE ARE MORE UNPROVOKED SHARK ATTACKS THAN ANY PLACE IN THE WORLD."
Say what? If FL has the most unprovoked shark attacks, where do most provoked shark attacks take place? Are there places where people actually go into the ocean and taunt sharks?
"Come on, you stupid shark, you. You want a piece of me? You call those teeth? I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
Why piss 'em off? They're already hungry, why make 'em hungry and angry?
Kevin