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Spankdoggie question 2?

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LMAO at the comments in the gallerey but it is time for you to put your picture up you cliam to be strong etc.. we need one pic I want to know what you look like.


Here are some comments you have made on other shottalkers that have made me laugh quite a bit.

Comments on slingblade:

Sling, nice goatee.

I ain't gonna mess with you...

thick necked big-ass jawed, goateed bastard...

and still you have a lean look about you, like you are in shape... You look like you have 16 beers in you, but that is cool...a little blurry, that's all

Comments on the guy in the backgorund of strider:

I don't trust that white guy in the background.

Comments on silver:

This photo is straight out of a gay "Country and Garden" magazine or something like that...

Love the dog, though. Post more photos of the dog

And damn Silver, you look like a man. I ain't messin' with you.

Comments on MAHALLEDAY:

Damn, you should be a male model, you big tooth-ass, buck tooth bastard (just kidding)... Seriously, you are a good looking dude (I could kick your ass though if it came down to that, but you are better looking than me so I won't hate). Low nerd factor in this photo, as well.

Comments on IG:

Now that is a nice family photo right there.

Very cool.

And you look friendly but I know you can fight like a child bastard... Big ass hands too...

I ain't messin' with you. Cute kids and wife...

Has the master ever come clean with the turkey? He owes you one.

Great photo.

Thank you.

Comments on Farquod:

think it is time for a new telephone...

That is a big ass bag of knock-off Lays potato chips on the fridge there.

Biggest ass fruit bowl I have ever seen too...

Nice photo though, cute boy... (has he gotten into his first fight yet; don't me get all teary eyed with a yes)...

Comments on RF35:

You look like you could handle yourself in a random bar fight. Cool.

And comments on The master:

Nasty ass shoes you got on there.

Damn.

They are the nike classics basketball shoes they are the dogs balls.

Funny comments NOW WHERE IS YOUR PICTURE?
 

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Looks like he thinks everyone is a hard man. Nearly every one says something about fighting and "I wouldn't mess with you"

Very strange
 
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690.CB said:
Looks like he thinks everyone is a hard man. Nearly every one says something about fighting and "I wouldn't mess with you"

Very strange


Ah that's spankdoggie for you, he says he is tough and a really good fighter but is trying to be nice and compliment everyone he means good and it is quite funny.
 
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Slingblade61 said:
On the internet, everyone is tough. Talk is cheap. ;)

Oh spankydoggie "The owner" is calling you a pu$$y watcha gotta say? ;) :p

Yes but I don't talk crap I actually am tough and I know that most of you couldn't beat a effing drum. :p :p :p

Master is now going to retire to bed for the night I look forward to some good posts in the morning.
 

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I almost punched out a guy from the IT group today.

Does that count?

R35
 
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I almost punched out a guy from the IT group today.

Does that count?

R35

Now puching some computer nerd grease hair spotty fag doesn't count that clearly anyone could flatten. ;)
 
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I put my photo up on golfreview.com before when I was in Mexico. Maybe someone saved it.

You ain't gonna get a face without sunglasses on. I have a good reputation off of the internet and it would ruin me... lol...

Anybody remember that photo of me shirtless in Mexico with the pants on. They were making gay jokes of my left wrist while I was jooking around...

Master, been there done that... thanks though... as far as your last comment: "Now puching some computer nerd grease hair spotty fag doesn't count that clearly anyone could flatten" was a good try at funny but not funny at all...

Nice try though, but you won't get really funny until you hit your late 20's, mid 30's, early 40's, and late 50's...

Next time post links to the photos so our friends can enjoy my comments with a photo. Taken out of context they do not entertain; they only befuddle, discombobulate, and perplex.

But Master, you got me right... I am not out to fight just tryin' to make people laugh sometimes, and piss people off other times...

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, so you have to wait until the old dog dies, so the young dog can feel free to use his new and better tricks for the future."

Author: spankdoggie

The master: You print that phrase out and stick it inside the shaft of your driver... You will go low.
 

IrishGolfer

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spankdoggie said:
I put my photo up on golfreview.com before when I was in Mexico. Maybe someone saved it.

You ain't gonna get a face without sunglasses on. I have a good reputation off of the internet and it would ruin me... lol...

Anybody remember that photo of me shirtless in Mexico with the pants on. They were making gay jokes of my left wrist while I was jooking around...

Master, been there done that... thanks though... as far as your last comment: "Now puching some computer nerd grease hair spotty fag doesn't count that clearly anyone could flatten" was a good try at funny but not funny at all...

Nice try though, but you won't get really funny until you hit your late 20's, mid 30's, early 40's, and late 50's...

Next time post links to the photos so our friends can enjoy my comments with a photo. Taken out of context they do not entertain; they only befuddle, discombobulate, and perplex.

But Master, you got me right... I am not out to fight just tryin' to make people laugh sometimes, and piss people off other times...

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, so you have to wait until the old dog dies, so the young dog can feel free to use his new and better tricks for the future."

Author: spankdoggie

The master: You print that phrase out and stick it inside the shaft of your driver... You will go low.

Spank

You ever heard of Eric Cantona? He is a French footballing (soccer) legend. Your quote would even impress him.

As for the turkey. The Master never forked out. But I'm hoping to teach him a lesson really soon again.
 
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No, sorry. Never heard of Eric. I am American.

Kick his ass IG!!! I had my money on you the first time, and I got my money on you now, dog.
 

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