In a play on Bob Rotella's Ten Commandments of Golf, a friend of mine created the following list. Enjoy!!
1. Don’t try and play like Tiger. You are not that good, and probably never will be.
2. Try as you might, you will never hit all 18 fairways in a single round
3. The sand is not a beach, so don’t get a Corona Light and spend the day there.
4. It’s much harder to hit a ball from the really thick grass, so stay out of it.
5. If you visualize yourself making a 50 foot putt, chances are you’ll overshoot the hole by 50 feet.
6. When chipping, the ball is supposed to go up, but not as far as your mid-iron just a shot ago.
7. You will hit bad shots. Kicking your bag, and throwing your clubs is just a reason to buy new equipment.
8. When you hit a good shot, you shouldn’t tear off your shirt and run around like an idiot, it’s bad for business.
9. If someone is within range, wait for them to move. You will NOT get 50 points for a moving target.
10. If god intended us to shoot par every hole, he wouldn’t have invented rescue clubs.
1. Don’t try and play like Tiger. You are not that good, and probably never will be.
2. Try as you might, you will never hit all 18 fairways in a single round
3. The sand is not a beach, so don’t get a Corona Light and spend the day there.
4. It’s much harder to hit a ball from the really thick grass, so stay out of it.
5. If you visualize yourself making a 50 foot putt, chances are you’ll overshoot the hole by 50 feet.
6. When chipping, the ball is supposed to go up, but not as far as your mid-iron just a shot ago.
7. You will hit bad shots. Kicking your bag, and throwing your clubs is just a reason to buy new equipment.
8. When you hit a good shot, you shouldn’t tear off your shirt and run around like an idiot, it’s bad for business.
9. If someone is within range, wait for them to move. You will NOT get 50 points for a moving target.
10. If god intended us to shoot par every hole, he wouldn’t have invented rescue clubs.