goatster
SUPER SOAKER
- Feb 20, 2005
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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
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#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.<o>
</o> #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.<o>
</o> #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.<o></o>
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</o> #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.<o></o>
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#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.<o></o>
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#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.<o></o>
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#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"<o></o>
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#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.<o></o>
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And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....<o></o>
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#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN<o></o>
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#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.<o>
</o> #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.<o>
</o> #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.<o></o>
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</o> #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.<o></o>
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#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.<o></o>
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#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.<o></o>
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#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"<o></o>
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#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.<o></o>
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And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....<o></o>
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#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN<o></o>