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The Best Golf Book

Bubble Head

Well-Known Member
Oct 14, 2006
231
1
Dear Friends,

Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist.

I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience. The book is only $149.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info.

Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover __ American Express

Card # __________________________ Exp. Date _______________>

Don't wait until they're all gone !!!!

________________________________________________________________________

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Top-Flite from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 8)

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 18 - Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."
Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender

I got this in an e-mail at work. I busted a gut laughing and figured you all would too.
 

Sandpiper3

Golf Course Designer
Aug 9, 2006
5,058
2
O wow, thats awesome. At first i was reading it thinking you were serious... Found myself thinking for $149.95 it better give me the secret to beating Mr. T Woods. ;)
 

julie2golf

Well-Known Member
Nov 3, 2006
70
0
You had me laughing out loud!!!:)
Do I get a discount, if I buy in bulk???:)
What I love is that every chapter has a true to life story, that every golfer can relate too!!!:)
 

limpalong

Mental Ward Escapee
Supporting Member
Oct 18, 2006
13,821
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If I order today, can you still guarantee receipt before Christmas??? Thanks for the 'hoot'!!!!!
 

JEFF4i

She lives!
Supporting Member
Jul 3, 2006
13,545
95
Good stuff. However my favorite golf book is covered in the plastic wrapping and located underneath the check-out counter.
 

chemboy2

M634
Supporting Member
Sep 23, 2004
2,822
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HAHAHA sorry i know this may be an old thread but i busted out laughing!!!!

Thanks for pulling it up to the top as I missed it on the first go 'round.

Unfortunately, reading this made me realize why I have to be careful reading this board at work; LOL'd several times!
 

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