The first stage of Alzheimer's

[Smallville]

Citeh, Smallville?
You poor, poor bugger!

That may be his wife's home town. I know she's a Brit.

Yes, my wife is from Manchester and she has been a City fan since she was a kid. I am a City fan by default! (Give them a couple of years!) And she would not have allowed me to become a United fan! LOL

Thanks Claire.

 

[Pa Jayhawk]

You sure that maybe your wife is not simply practicing your handwriting and leaving notes around the house to have you committed.

If Alzheimer's was not bad enough, now you have to contend with being paranoid as well to take your mind off of the issue.

 

[ThatCanadianGuy]

However, if you find a hairbrush or some cash or something like that in your freezer, I'd worry.

My grandmother leaves ALL her cash in the freezer. On purpose.

 

[Smallville]

You sure that maybe your wife is not simply practicing your handwriting and leaving notes around the house to have you committed.

If Alzheimer's was not bad enough, now you have to contend with being paranoid as well to take your mind off of the issue.

LOL that would suck!

But no, the note was here at work!

 

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Hm..that's funny.

 

[limpalong]

At my age, "Alzheimer's" is a fearful word. You hear more and more stories about folks having short-term memory problems that, later, are diagnosed with early onset of Alzheimer's. They say sometimes the symptoms can also include what appears to be short attention span. As one is visiting with friends or on task with a specific project, the drive I hit one number 3 was a real "worm burner". That ball didn't get more than 6" off the ground. Three squirrels flattened themselves to the ground as they saw a spinning white sphere heading right to where we go to purchase our groceries. That store has been our favorite for years. Every Tuesday they have bannanas for 39 cents/pound. It is one of the only stores that still will carry out your cell phone is ringing. Wonder who's calling you at this hour. Doctor's office? Why in the world would the doctor be calling? You've scheduled me for an appointment? Why? I feel perfectly fine. I'm a pillar of health!!!

 

[LeftyHoges]

At my age, "Alzheimer's" is a fearful word. You hear more and more stories about folks having short-term memory problems that, later, are diagnosed with early onset of Alzheimer's. They say sometimes the symptoms can also include what appears to be short attention span. As one is visiting with friends or on task with a specific project, the drive I hit one number 3 was a real "worm burner". That ball didn't get more than 6" off the ground. Three squirrels flattened themselves to the ground as they saw a spinning white sphere heading right to where we go to purchase our groceries. That store has been our favorite for years. Every Tuesday they have bannanas for 39 cents/pound. It is one of the only stores that still will carry out your cell phone is ringing. Wonder who's calling you at this hour. Doctor's office? Why in the world would the doctor be calling? You've scheduled me for an appointment? Why? I feel perfectly fine. I'm a pillar of health!!!

Funniest thing I've read in a long time Limp. You truly are the master craftsman.

 

[MCDavis]

At my age, "Alzheimer's" is a fearful word. You hear more and more stories about folks having short-term memory problems that, later, are diagnosed with early onset of Alzheimer's. They say sometimes the symptoms can also include what appears to be short attention span. As one is visiting with friends or on task with a specific project, the drive I hit one number 3 was a real "worm burner". That ball didn't get more than 6" off the ground. Three squirrels flattened themselves to the ground as they saw a spinning white sphere heading right to where we go to purchase our groceries. That store has been our favorite for years. Every Tuesday they have bannanas for 39 cents/pound. It is one of the only stores that still will carry out your cell phone is ringing. Wonder who's calling you at this hour. Doctor's office? Why in the world would the doctor be calling? You've scheduled me for an appointment? Why? I feel perfectly fine. I'm a pillar of health!!!

:biglol: You're a funny old fart, you know that??

 

[Wi-Golfer]

My grandmother leaves ALL her cash in the freezer. On purpose.

What's wrong with a little "cold hard cash"?:ugly25:

 

[mddubya]

At my age, "Alzheimer's" is a fearful word. You hear more and more stories about folks having short-term memory problems that, later, are diagnosed with early onset of Alzheimer's. They say sometimes the symptoms can also include what appears to be short attention span. As one is visiting with friends or on task with a specific project, the drive I hit one number 3 was a real "worm burner". That ball didn't get more than 6" off the ground. Three squirrels flattened themselves to the ground as they saw a spinning white sphere heading right to where we go to purchase our groceries. That store has been our favorite for years. Every Tuesday they have bannanas for 39 cents/pound. It is one of the only stores that still will carry out your cell phone is ringing. Wonder who's calling you at this hour. Doctor's office? Why in the world would the doctor be calling? You've scheduled me for an appointment? Why? I feel perfectly fine. I'm a pillar of health!!!

Too funny, any chance you can make the Tenn. trip. I bet your a hoot to hang out with.

 

[ClairefromClare]

Too funny, any chance you can make the Tenn. trip. I bet your a hoot to hang out with.

Limp's my guy--he's waiting 'till I can come, too.

 

[limpalong]

Limp's my guy--he's waiting 'till I can come, too.

At my age... at 6 a.m. on a Friday morning... to hear this from a lady????? Nah!!! This is a "family" forum, isn't it????:bang::bang::bang:

 

[MCDavis]

At my age... at 6 a.m. on a Friday morning... to hear this from a lady????? Nah!!! This is a "family" forum, isn't it????:bang::bang::bang:

You should be proud you can even come up with those thoughts (or anything else) at 6 a.m. on a Friday morning at your age!


You know, I owe you a whole bunch of beer the first time we meet, my friend!

 

[ClairefromClare]

At my age... at 6 a.m. on a Friday morning... to hear this from a lady????? Nah!!! This is a "family" forum, isn't it????:bang::bang::bang:

I shudder to think of the family for which this forum is appropriate.

 

[mddubya]

I shudder to think of the family for which this forum is appropriate.

You've obviously never met mine then,