The real reasons why I played like a hacker yesterday

[golfman2760]

10.on the 9th hole I was busting for a crap and couldnt hold it

 

[token_hottie]

I went to the range this afternoon.

The reason I shot like a hacker:

everytime I bent over to tee up the ball I felt like the people behind me were staring at my ass and the people in front of me were staring down my shirt. It's enough to break anyone's concentration.:mgw:

 

[DouginGA]

I went to the range this afternoon.

The reason I shot like a hacker:

everytime I bent over to tee up the ball I felt like the people behind me were staring at my ass and the people in front of me were staring down my shirt. It's enough to break anyone's concentration.:mgw:

Ahhh but what did you do to their concentration?? Hotties on the range can be a real distraction

 

[golfman2760]

11.after changing my pants from crapping myself I forget to zip up my fly

 

[Scotty01292]

12. LOFT

If you're a real golfer, you'll know what this means...

 

[Big Brother Dunk]

It was a bloody conspiracy!! No Fair!!

 

[ezra76]

For real?? How about I started pulling my driver. Hole 1 left rough, Hole 2 same but only stayed inbounds by about 2feet. 4th hole I take a nice easy swing with my 3 wood, couldn't get any more dead center of the fairway, 116 left on a 376 yard par 4. Sw to 10 ft, 2putt for par. Then I proceed to try and hit the f'in driver again on every par 4 the rest of the way. I was only 2 over after 4 but insisted on driving it into the woods the rest of the way.

 

[What'saScore]

C'mon doc, you could have at least claimed to have gotten a nasty bite from a mean Yorkie before playing.

 

[DouginGA]

insisted on driving it into the woods the rest of the way.

Ezra, It is all in practice. Do like I do and practice hitting the trees so you get a good bounce back to the fairway.

 

[ezra76]

Ezra, It is all in practice. Do like I do and practice hitting the trees so you get a good bounce back to the fairway.

More times than not I get a good bounce because I have a low trajectory. I usually hit trunks not branches. I need to get this driver back on track, my wedges and short irons have been awesome lately.