Clugnut
Gimme some roombas!
- Aug 13, 2006
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I had sort of an epiphany this past weekend in Virginia. I played 54 holes, and I think I hit three proper golf shots.
I've been living a lie. The lie of the vanity handicap.
You see, golf in central PA is not, how do you say, challenging? Wide open courses, slow greens with little slope, short rough. Williamsburg opened my eyes. Namely, Robert Trent Jones and the Golden Horseshoe Club. Went around that beauty in a tidy little 94. And I was low man in my group. I entering a new phase to my golf life. Its time to play proper golf. So, to purge myself, I need to confess.
Clugnut's recorded Myscorecard handicap: 6.4
Clugnut's more realistic, tough course handicap: about 15
There, I feel better.
So, I am dedicating myself to hitting golf shots that have integrity. No more 300 yard drives, no more 145 yard wedges. Screw it, its not worth it. I started it off today by going to the range today. Hit about ten pure 7 irons at the 155 stick. That's a good start. Who's with me?
I've been living a lie. The lie of the vanity handicap.
You see, golf in central PA is not, how do you say, challenging? Wide open courses, slow greens with little slope, short rough. Williamsburg opened my eyes. Namely, Robert Trent Jones and the Golden Horseshoe Club. Went around that beauty in a tidy little 94. And I was low man in my group. I entering a new phase to my golf life. Its time to play proper golf. So, to purge myself, I need to confess.
Clugnut's recorded Myscorecard handicap: 6.4
Clugnut's more realistic, tough course handicap: about 15
There, I feel better.
So, I am dedicating myself to hitting golf shots that have integrity. No more 300 yard drives, no more 145 yard wedges. Screw it, its not worth it. I started it off today by going to the range today. Hit about ten pure 7 irons at the 155 stick. That's a good start. Who's with me?