Things my wife calls art...

[TheTrueReview]

Oh that should be easy to fix. She is New Hampshire born and Maine bred. Her daddy is an Old School Maine State Trooper. She takes after him. Things like shooting all the tires out from under a fleeing Lincoln and only getting one hole in the body are where they thrive.

So she wouldn't do an "Elin" on you if caught out? More like a double tap to the back of the head?

 

[MattyB]

No. That would put all her attention on me. I am old enough to appreciate parallel play.

Really wish the mrs would find a hobby to give me some man time, any hobby, doesn't even need to be a hobby on second thought.

 

[azgreg]

Really wish the mrs would find a hobby to give me some man time, any hobby, doesn't even need to be a hobby on second thought.

How about another man. Apparently Tricky is available.

 

[MattyB]

How about another man. Apparently Tricky is available.

If it means I can play more golf, then so be it.
But only because Tricky and pleasing a woman are an impossible occurrence.
Now if Lark was the option it'd be a whole different answer.

 

[azgreg]

Are you kidding? tricky would maul her.

 

[MattyB]

Haha he could try. He'd be whimpering in the corner soon after trying too.
Good luck to him I say.

 

[MattyB]

How it would pan out.

 

[eclark53520]

Are you kidding? tricky would maul her.

Someone should link Matty to the referenced thread

 

[TrickyPutt]

 

[TrickyPutt]

There is something she needs to know, and I am sure you havent told her.

 

[TrickyPutt]

The best way to make your wife a quick friend.

 

[azgreg]

 

[MattyB]

All I could think of seeing her tie her hair lol.

 

[TrickyPutt]

Take aim...

 

[azgreg]

As a married man for 23 years, that's false.