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Three Dogs at the visit to the Veternarian


Well-Known Member
Aug 27, 2004
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office.

One of them asks the group: "What are you in here for?"

The first dog says, "I think they are going to put me to sleep. I crapped all over the kitchen last night. I cannot control myself. I think I am doomed".

The second dog says, "Me too. I was caught chewing up my master's furniture. I can see the needle coming...its my last day for sure".

The third dog says, "I was caught screwing my master's wife!!!"

The other two dogs say in unison: "Surely you're being put to sleep too!!:

The third dog replies: "Nope. I'm here to have my nails clipped...."


Short Game Tragedy
Mar 8, 2005
A Saint Bernard or Great Dane, I presume? Perhaps a bull mastiff?

Ahh, no, I'm sorry. Must be an Irish Wolfhound. ;)


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Supporting Member
Aug 26, 2004
Har! :D

Man walks into his bedroom holding a goat and says,"This is the pig I sleep with"

Man's wife says, "that's not a pig, it's a goat!"

Man replies, "I wasn't talking to you." ;)

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