Tiger Woods car crash?

[Wi-Golfer]

Just wanted to check in and see if the votes were in on this one. I personally think she beat his ass...

Agreed, she went after him with a club.

 

[N.V.M.]

Agreed, she went after him with a club.

you're going to upset people, [-]Dyna[/-] Wi-Golfer

 

[Wi-Golfer]

you're going to upset people, [-]Dyna[/-] Wi-Golfer

Like that's something new:biglol:

 

[sevelingard]

Hahahahahahaha

That's funny.

Tiger sucks....just who is the question, i think he's gay !:faintthud

 

[Manavs]

Report from the tour

Guys,

i'm down at q school and the caddy's are talking, rumors are wild.

funny joke of the day from a past major champion -

whats the difference between tigers' escalade and his 9iron....





he can back up his 9 iron :thumbs up:


but getting back to the rumors - and i am not one to rumormonger - but i believe its going to come out soon enough. there's something up and its almost understood out here.

not a good sign
:shark:

 

[Kumabjorn]

I'm fairly sure its the number one topic in pro and caddie circles right now. Where is Stevie when he really needs some crowd control?

And Manavs, DISH by all means do dish!

Ohh, and all the fun has begun:
YouTube - The Wanda Sykes Show: Tiger Woods Car Accident

 

[charnockpro]

So, Tiger pulls out!!, bet he wishes he had pulled out of Rachel Uchitel as well!!!

As the old saying goes, Not much comes from wives who chase cars or pro's that putt for pars!!

 

[Kumabjorn]

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

I bet this is just the beginning.
Above from Daily Telegraph

 

[dave.]

The Daily Telegraph were telling jokes?

 

[SilverUberXeno]

I just heard on the radio that two other women have come forward about having affairs with Tiger...?

 

[xamilo]

I just heard on the radio that two other women have come forward about having affairs with Tiger...?

I was wondering when was that going to happen.

Next, two women will claim Tiger is the father of their children, One would say she was sexually or physically abused by him, and a Bar Tender will say Tiger left no tip when he got drunk in his working place....

 

[Slingblade61]

One of them claims to have voice mails.

 

[BrandonM7]

I was wondering when was that going to happen.

Next, two women will claim Tiger is the father of their children, One would say she was sexually or physically abused by him, and a Bar Tender will say Tiger left no tip when he got drunk in his working place....

If the payday is good enough I'll claim to have had an affair with Tiger :mgw:

 

[BrandonM7]

I gotta say, if he's been out having multiple affairs he's better at being a sneaky mofo than he is at golf. It's not like he isn't recognizeable, and you can't get a cell phone without a camera in it these days.

 

[N.V.M.]

hot off the presses....:biglol:

Just moments ago, the Florida Highway Patrol conducted a press conference to notify the assembled that they're citing Tiger Woods for careless driving - which may result in a penalty of a fine up $164 and 4 points on his license.