Trouble ??

[OmegaG5]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
wife looks over at him and asks the question...


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: Audible groan

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: Silence.....................

 

[Eracer]

Good one...

BTW, I get the guitar, fly-fishing gear and the golf club, but what kind of vehicle is the the key for? I would guess Range Rover.

 

[OmegaG5]

Nothing anywhere near as practical.
Its a Jag XK-8

 

[smileyrose]

Hmmmmm!

Hmmmm silence can be deadly sometimes!

 

[smileyrose]

Hmmmmm!

Hmmmm silence can be deadly sometimes!

 

[smileyrose]

Hmmmmm!

Hmmmm silence is golden!

 

[OmegaG5]

You can say that again.

 

[JEFF4i]

Nice. Good joke.

 

[smileyrose]

You can say that again.

Hmmmm silence is golden!