Many years ago we (softball team and the wives/girlfriends) used to tie a bunch of inner tubes together with a raft in the middle (to hold all the beer and booze) and go on long trips down a little river near sssmokin. Just let the current take us along. The only interesting part was when I had a red t-shirt on and a farmer's bull came after me in a shallow spot. I guess it would have looked funny if you were watching. I mean running down the river with an inner tube around your rear and a bull closing the distance fast.
Does this count?
Does this count?