- Jul 3, 2006
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So one year, not so long ago, our friend Warbird went hunting, and here is the story:
So he heads up and decides he wants to hunt some bear. After not too long, he gets in his sight a little black bear. Aims, shoots, and BAM! Dead on the spot. Well, he goes up to claim his trophy, and while he's standing over it, he feels something tap his shoulder.
He turns around and sees a Brown Bear! The brown bear said, "That bear was my friend, and I'm not happy about it. So either I can eat you, or you can drop your pants and I'll have my way with you." Needless to say the pants were down quickly.
Next year Warbird was feeling a grudge against that darn brown bear, so he goes up a hunting for it. Once again, after not too long, he sees that darn brown bear, sights up him, and BAM! Dead. Well he gets up to the dead bear and is standing over it, when, again, he gets tapped on his shoulder.
He turns around and sees a Grizzly Bear! The grizzly said, "That bear was my friend, and I'm not happy about it. So either I can eat you, or you can drop your pants and I'll have my way with you." Needless to say the pants were down quickly...again.
Well hunting season rolled around again, and Warbird was feeling his grudge again. So up he goes, rifle and all, and finds that darn Grizzly. He sights him up, and BAM! Dead. While relishing in his revenge, he feels another tap on his shoulder!
He turns around and sees a Polar Bear! The polar bear says, "Face it Warbird, you aren't up here to hunt bear."
So he heads up and decides he wants to hunt some bear. After not too long, he gets in his sight a little black bear. Aims, shoots, and BAM! Dead on the spot. Well, he goes up to claim his trophy, and while he's standing over it, he feels something tap his shoulder.
He turns around and sees a Brown Bear! The brown bear said, "That bear was my friend, and I'm not happy about it. So either I can eat you, or you can drop your pants and I'll have my way with you." Needless to say the pants were down quickly.
Next year Warbird was feeling a grudge against that darn brown bear, so he goes up a hunting for it. Once again, after not too long, he sees that darn brown bear, sights up him, and BAM! Dead. Well he gets up to the dead bear and is standing over it, when, again, he gets tapped on his shoulder.
He turns around and sees a Grizzly Bear! The grizzly said, "That bear was my friend, and I'm not happy about it. So either I can eat you, or you can drop your pants and I'll have my way with you." Needless to say the pants were down quickly...again.
Well hunting season rolled around again, and Warbird was feeling his grudge again. So up he goes, rifle and all, and finds that darn Grizzly. He sights him up, and BAM! Dead. While relishing in his revenge, he feels another tap on his shoulder!
He turns around and sees a Polar Bear! The polar bear says, "Face it Warbird, you aren't up here to hunt bear."
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