Greydawg
King Of All Hackers!!!
- Dec 15, 2006
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]As we all know when one has an addiction the first step towards recovery is to admit you have a problem.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Well I finally decided to face my addiction.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Earlier this morning I found myself sitting in a room full of others who share my problem.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]At the beginning of the meeting everyone took their turn introducing themselves and admitting to their addiction.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I sat there shaking,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]my hands were sweating,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]my head was bowed as it became my turn...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]In a quiverring voice I mumbled...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Hi, I'm Bob and[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I'm er, um, well,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Ok, I'm a GOLFER!!!!!! [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Oh, how much I hated to make this admission!!!!![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I used to ride Harleys,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]now I drive a golf cart![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I used to fly colors, wear blue jeans, boots, and a chain drive wallet![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Now I wear Polo shirts, shorts, and Nike saddle golf shoes.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]My can of beer has been replaced with a #7 iron.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I had to state publicly that I infect others with my addiction...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Susan now has a set of clubs and is taking lessons.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Worse yet, little Casey Anne has her own play set of clubs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Hell I even sent a certain friend of mine from Tennesee a complete set of clubs and got him hooked too.!!!![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Now he hates me!!![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]OH THE SHAME OF IT ALL!!!! [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Anyway after about an hour of listening to horror stories about slicing, divots, and cheating on score cards we closed with a prayer...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]"Our Mentor,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Who Art On the Fairway,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Jack Nicklaus Be Thy Name.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I Pray To Me Will Come,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]A Hole In One,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Some Day On Hole #7![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Forgive Us Our Divots[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]As We Forgive Those[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Who Yell "FORE" Against Us,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Give Us A Day Of Warm Sun And Low Score,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]And Lead Us Not Into The Hazards, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]But Deliver Us From All Slices[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Amen."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]After which we all retired to the back of the room where we smoked big fat cigars,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]ate hot dogs,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]drank beer, (my favorite part!!!)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]And watched old re-runs of [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Shells Wonderful World of Golf!!!![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I'm Doomed!!!!!!!!!!:dead: [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Well I finally decided to face my addiction.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Earlier this morning I found myself sitting in a room full of others who share my problem.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]At the beginning of the meeting everyone took their turn introducing themselves and admitting to their addiction.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I sat there shaking,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]my hands were sweating,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]my head was bowed as it became my turn...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]In a quiverring voice I mumbled...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Hi, I'm Bob and[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I'm er, um, well,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Ok, I'm a GOLFER!!!!!! [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Oh, how much I hated to make this admission!!!!![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I used to ride Harleys,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]now I drive a golf cart![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I used to fly colors, wear blue jeans, boots, and a chain drive wallet![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Now I wear Polo shirts, shorts, and Nike saddle golf shoes.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]My can of beer has been replaced with a #7 iron.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I had to state publicly that I infect others with my addiction...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Susan now has a set of clubs and is taking lessons.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Worse yet, little Casey Anne has her own play set of clubs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Hell I even sent a certain friend of mine from Tennesee a complete set of clubs and got him hooked too.!!!![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Now he hates me!!![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]OH THE SHAME OF IT ALL!!!! [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Anyway after about an hour of listening to horror stories about slicing, divots, and cheating on score cards we closed with a prayer...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]"Our Mentor,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Who Art On the Fairway,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Jack Nicklaus Be Thy Name.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I Pray To Me Will Come,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]A Hole In One,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Some Day On Hole #7![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Forgive Us Our Divots[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]As We Forgive Those[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Who Yell "FORE" Against Us,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Give Us A Day Of Warm Sun And Low Score,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]And Lead Us Not Into The Hazards, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]But Deliver Us From All Slices[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Amen."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]After which we all retired to the back of the room where we smoked big fat cigars,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]ate hot dogs,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]drank beer, (my favorite part!!!)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]And watched old re-runs of [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Shells Wonderful World of Golf!!!![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]I'm Doomed!!!!!!!!!!:dead: [/FONT]