What to do.... What to do

[TEA Time]

And I wouldn't be surprised if they won. MURICA! FUK YEAH!!

None of the coke-heads would vote because they'd be too paranoid that the polls are full of narks.

 

[TheTrueReview]

I was thinking Divine Brown would be a better Presidential running mate.

 

[limpalong]

Boat load of sailors hit port. By the time one old sailor made it to the 'house of ill repute', most all the hookers were "busy". Madam said the only one available was Sandpaper Sally. "No one ever asks for Sandpaper Sally." Sailor replies, "I'm really hard up. I'll take her!"
Sailor goes into the room with Sally. "Why do they call you 'Sandpaper Sally'?" "Let's get to business and you'll see."
As he begins attempting to enjoy the act, it actually feels like extremely course sandpaper. "My goodness! You certainly earned that 'Sandpaper' nickname! Is there anything you can do to make it more comfortable?"
Sally steps into the closet. When she returns, they try again. "That's quite a bit better. It's still like sandpaper, though. Can you assist anymore?"
Back into the closet goes Sally. This time, it's fantastic!!! They complete the act, the sailor pays her and asks... "When we started, it was the most pain I've felt in a long time. What did you do?"
Sally replies... "The first time I went to the closet, I picked off some of the scabs. You still didn't like it. So, on the second trip to the closet, I squeezed the puss out of the sores and left it there for lubrication!"

 

[Fairwaysplitter3320]

Boat load of sailors hit port. By the time one old sailor made it to the 'house of ill repute', most all the hookers were "busy". Madam said the only one available was Sandpaper Sally. "No one ever asks for Sandpaper Sally." Sailor replies, "I'm really hard up. I'll take her!"
Sailor goes into the room with Sally. "Why do they call you 'Sandpaper Sally'?" "Let's get to business and you'll see."
As he begins attempting to enjoy the act, it actually feels like extremely course sandpaper. "My goodness! You certainly earned that 'Sandpaper' nickname! Is there anything you can do to make it more comfortable?"
Sally steps into the closet. When she returns, they try again. "That's quite a bit better. It's still like sandpaper, though. Can you assist anymore?"
Back into the closet goes Sally. This time, it's fantastic!!! They complete the act, the sailor pays her and asks... "When we started, it was the most pain I've felt in a long time. What did you do?"
Sally replies... "The first time I went to the closet, I picked off some of the scabs. You still didn't like it. So, on the second trip to the closet, I squeezed the puss out of the sores and left it there for lubrication!"

BARF!!!

 

[TrickyPutt]

Blue Waffle Award

 

[TEA Time]

Holy disgustingly off-topic yet hilariously gross Batman!

 

[eclark53520]

Well, my Monday is pretty much ruined