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wirehair

Life's too short to drink cheap wine.
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I got a new ride!

Mebbe I'll be able to get out more now. I found a Buick minivan (didn't even know they existed) with a Braun wheelchair conversion package. It's pretty cool, 10" Lowered floor from the firewall to the rear seats, press a button and the door slides open, a ramp folds out, and the van kneels to let me in. Totally decked out, leather, DVD, satellite, heated seats, etc. It's a bit on the expensive side, but SWMBO has had a love affair with her Park Avenue for a while. If she's going to drag my butt around, at least she can do it in style.

Something harsh to report. Each morning, I usually position myself over what could be called the "personal hygeine and waste disposal facility" and negotiate a controlled crash. Well this morning, I wasn't properly situated before letting gravity take over. The "boys" were between my fat ass and the seat as I landed. That's something you won't even see on Jackass.
 

anonymous golfaholic

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Sweet, grats on the ride! And uh, sorry about your boys.


Hey btw, I got some Cohiba cubans that I don't really care for if you want 'em. Cigars just haven't been tasting good to me lately. PM me.
 
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wirehair

wirehair

Life's too short to drink cheap wine.
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Thanks for the offer, but am also not feeling it now, probably the heat.
 

limpalong

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I got a new ride!

Something harsh to report. Each morning, I usually position myself over what could be called the "personal hygeine and waste disposal facility" and negotiate a controlled crash. Well this morning, I wasn't properly situated before letting gravity take over. The "boys" were between my fat ass and the seat as I landed. That's something you won't even see on Jackass.


I just sling mine up over my shoulder before taking my seat on the throne!!!! :>)
 

Slingblade61

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Aug 26, 2004
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I got a new ride!

Mebbe I'll be able to get out more now. I found a Buick minivan (didn't even know they existed) with a Braun wheelchair conversion package. It's pretty cool, 10" Lowered floor from the firewall to the rear seats, press a button and the door slides open, a ramp folds out, and the van kneels to let me in. Totally decked out, leather, DVD, satellite, heated seats, etc. It's a bit on the expensive side, but SWMBO has had a love affair with her Park Avenue for a while. If she's going to drag my butt around, at least she can do it in style.

Something harsh to report. Each morning, I usually position myself over what could be called the "personal hygeine and waste disposal facility" and negotiate a controlled crash. Well this morning, I wasn't properly situated before letting gravity take over. The "boys" were between my fat ass and the seat as I landed. That's something you won't even see on Jackass.

Oh, my God!
No matter what....you are a funny bastard! :D

Cheers Steve!
 

MCDavis

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Ouch! Takes one helluva guy to make others smile like that, Steve!
 

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