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- Apr 29, 2005
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I got a new ride!
Mebbe I'll be able to get out more now. I found a Buick minivan (didn't even know they existed) with a Braun wheelchair conversion package. It's pretty cool, 10" Lowered floor from the firewall to the rear seats, press a button and the door slides open, a ramp folds out, and the van kneels to let me in. Totally decked out, leather, DVD, satellite, heated seats, etc. It's a bit on the expensive side, but SWMBO has had a love affair with her Park Avenue for a while. If she's going to drag my butt around, at least she can do it in style.
Something harsh to report. Each morning, I usually position myself over what could be called the "personal hygeine and waste disposal facility" and negotiate a controlled crash. Well this morning, I wasn't properly situated before letting gravity take over. The "boys" were between my fat ass and the seat as I landed. That's something you won't even see on Jackass.
Mebbe I'll be able to get out more now. I found a Buick minivan (didn't even know they existed) with a Braun wheelchair conversion package. It's pretty cool, 10" Lowered floor from the firewall to the rear seats, press a button and the door slides open, a ramp folds out, and the van kneels to let me in. Totally decked out, leather, DVD, satellite, heated seats, etc. It's a bit on the expensive side, but SWMBO has had a love affair with her Park Avenue for a while. If she's going to drag my butt around, at least she can do it in style.
Something harsh to report. Each morning, I usually position myself over what could be called the "personal hygeine and waste disposal facility" and negotiate a controlled crash. Well this morning, I wasn't properly situated before letting gravity take over. The "boys" were between my fat ass and the seat as I landed. That's something you won't even see on Jackass.