Why golf is better than sex

[Rockford35]

Dont Know if this is a positive or not, but coke = great spermicide but atleast the little guys die hyper on cafeen.

I don't even wanna know how they figured this out.

R35

 

[CybrSlicr]

Great list...

I love golf and all, but if given the choice between the two, the choice is obvious for me...

((Get some Motley Crue on the boombox and cozy up to my trashy girlfriend...))

 

[ezra76]

I'll debate for the other side (although I'd rather play golf)

- If you hit one that's a little fat, it still feels pretty good.

- You only need 2 balls, you may even get through it with one

- Hopefully, you need not wait for the group in front of you

- You can play a round in 4 minutes, vs. 4 hours

- You never have to worry your shaft is too stiff

- There is no penalty should it take longer than 5 minutes to find your balls.

OK that's enough for now.

 

[Rockford35]

- There is no penalty should it take longer than 5 minutes to find your balls.

This would be a penalty for any of the girls I know.

R35

 

[smileyrose]

This would be a penalty for any of the girls I know.

It sure would be, I'd make him stand in the corner wearing a dunce hat!

 

[JEFF4i]

Great list. But, it's kind of like popcorn and movies, individually good, but go great together!

I'm getting married eventually so the choice between the two is already made. I'm just glad I like golf.

 

[token_hottie]

I'll debate for the other side (although I'd rather play golf)

- If you hit one that's a little fat, it still feels pretty good.

- You only need 2 balls, you may even get through it with one

- Hopefully, you need not wait for the group in front of you

- You can play a round in 4 minutes, vs. 4 hours

- You never have to worry your shaft is too stiff

- There is no penalty should it take longer than 5 minutes to find your balls.

OK that's enough for now.

Great list Ezra

you guys crack me up

 

[smileyrose]

Huh?

Great list. But, it's kind of like popcorn and movies, individually good, but go great together!

I'm getting married eventually so the choice between the two is already made. I'm just glad I like golf.

That doesn't tell us to much about which choice you made though!

 

[JEFF4i]

I'm getting married...that choice is made for me.

 

[smileyrose]

I'd like to know what happened to 'eventually'?!

 

[JEFF4i]

Eventually?

Is Earl coming to town?

 

[smileyrose]

Earl Who?

Is Earl coming to town?

Ok now you've lost me, Is Earl who coming to town?

Maybe, eventually

 

[Eracer]

Yeah kinda like my Cleveland oil can 54 gap wedge.

Matter of fact - maybe I'll just name my Johnson, "Cleveland"...at least he will know he is being properly addressed when I want performance.

Is your "Johnson" a "gap" wedge?