Y'all are boring today

[MCDavis]

You got to know when to hold em...

More importantly, how do you hold them with those big, furry mitts?

 

[limpalong]

More importantly, how do you hold them with those big, furry mitts?

Just don't ask him how often he is "in touch with himself" when he tries to use toilet paper!! Or... maybe that's what causes the 'skid mark' across his front lawn as he drags himself on the grass after a dump.

 

[BigJim13]

Just don't ask him how often he is "in touch with himself" when he tries to use toilet paper!! Or... maybe that's what causes the 'skid mark' across his front lawn as he drags himself on the grass after a dump.

Ummmm how do you think my hair is so brown with no gray?

 

[BigJim13]

More importantly, how do you hold them with those big, furry mitts?

I don’t, I stare and growl until the other players at the table run.

 

[limpalong]

Young man a few miles down the road had a bad night....

TOPEKA, Kan. (KSNT) — The Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office responded a disturbance call around 3:30 a.m. Saturday at Petro Deli in north Topeka.

When deputies got there, they found a naked 17-year-old man who was under the influence of a substance. The teenager had covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside the business, and then ran outside and drove off.

The 17-year-old did not make it that far as he crashed into a nearby pillar. Deputies took him into custody and to a local hospital where he was later released to his parents.

 

[eclark53520]

Here in WI, we just call that Thursday.

 

[MCDavis]

Here in WI, we just call that Thursday.

Mental note: NEVER go out with Glark on a Saturday night.

 

[eclark53520]

Mental note: NEVER go out with Glark on a Saturday night.

cow tipping is the weak ass shit we do for the illinois fellas when they're visiting...

When the boys feel like having some good old fashioned fun, we go bull tipping.

 

[MCDavis]

cow tipping is the weak ass shit we do for the illinois fellas when they're visiting...

When the boys feel like having some good old fashioned fun, we go bull tipping.

I smell some bullshitting

 

[ejdahl21]

cow tipping is the weak ass shit we do for the illinois fellas when they're visiting...

When the boys feel like having some good old fashioned fun, we go bull tipping.

Glark has gotten so good at "bull tipping", he can now take the whole bull.

 

[limpalong]

Stopping traffic on the highway due to a big crack!!!

 

[PaPaD]

 

[limpalong]

 

[limpalong]

 

[limpalong]