You Might Be a Club Hoe if.............

[ualtim]

Lets hear the story!!!:laugh:

I posted it last year in the members forum. What happens in the members forum, stays in the members forum.

 

[Wi-Golfer]

You might be a ho if you buy a club that you know full well isn't going into your bag. You just needed to buy something.

Been there & done that, I think it's ADD or Obsessive Compulsive disorder but I am ok with it.

If you ever had FedEx, UPS, DHL, and the postal service all drop off clubs or components on the same day; you might be a club ho.

Not with clubs this hasn't happened yet, bike parts sure. Last week I had the Fedex & UPS guy dropping off packages every single day full of crap for the Harley.

 

[mont86]

If the mailman drops off a package for the wife and says no it not a golf club.

 

[FKA19]

Lets hear the story!!!:laugh:


You might be a ho if you have extended online orders to multiple parties (also in different countries) as they know your placing orders.

You might be a ho if you sold a club, and then gave serious thought into buying it back when the person you sold it to sells it...
(even moreso if you actually buy it)

You might be a ho if you know which club is "the one" and you have gone through 6 more clubs instead of going back to "the one".

You might be a ho if when you have to replace a club, you buy another head of same specs to tryout another shaft, and get the old one set up again to compare.

Just a few:laugh:

Yeah, we've been through this haha

 

[MyBluC4]

You might be a club hoe if you open your garage and realize you could start a retail operation in used clubs.

 

[warbirdlover]

You might be a club 'ho if all the members of your golf league are playing drivers you used to own.... (And this is almost true)...

 

[JEFF4i]

You might be a club hoe if you have a driver that you can't fathom, literally, being replaced, but you still want to buy and sell more drivers...

 

[lamebums]

You're a club ho if someone summons you to be their caddy... and when you show up on the first tee you've got a bag full of drivers. :laugh:

 

[Cray]

You might be a club hoe if you open your garage and realize you could start a retail operation in used clubs

That is the exact words the wife used on me last night as we pulled into the garage.

You might be a Club Ho if ... you buy new bags just for club storage.

 

[Pa Jayhawk]

You're a club ho if someone summons you to be their caddy... and when you show up on the first tee you've got a bag full of drivers. :laugh:

That just sounds like a cruel practical joke for Ian Woosnam

 

[Eracer]

I tried a Spider yesterday in a shop, just for S&G's...I absolutely hated it. I wouldn't use it if you paid me. If one was given to me, I'd ho it before it even got to my house.

You might be a ho if you buy a club, pay a guy to use it, then buy it back from the guy you gave it to.

 

[Highdraw34]

If you use your employee discount to buy a club that someone else wants so you can trade it to them for something they have that you want.