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The "5th Major" didn't have a thread yet, so I started one. So there.
 
A thread for a tourney that's actually happening this week ...





... how unconventional.
 
Jordan's out for revenge and shoots lights out ...


... book it.
 
Tiger wins by ten strokes, goes back to hotel each night for hookers and blow. I think tiger will have a big return to form. All this poon is going to remind him of the good ol' days.
 
Thursday, Tiger is leading the Tourney going into 17. Puts his ball 2" from the cup and makes birdie, now up by 5 over the next closest. On 18 tee, he hooks 4 balls into the water before following with a momentus driver toss. The replay is like a fireworks show with the flourescent green Nike color spinning through the air towards the water. The driver toss pulls his back out of place and he has to have a cart transport him to his courtesy car. As he drives off, the heads of 4 hookers are seen in the courtesy car. The next Tiger sighting is 6 months later in the Nike sponsored documentary, "The Billionaire, The Blow, and The B**ches".
 

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