Feherty'isms!

[IrishGolfer]

Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind ... (probably always on time delay these days).

Feherty Quotes:

"It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."
"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
"I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."
Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin."
"That's a great shot with that swing."
"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."
"That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple".

 

[TEA Time]

ROFL!! I love Feherty.

 

[IrishGolfer]

Describing Montgomery "he's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!"

 

[eclark53520]

Like if you read all those statements with his accent....

 

[TEA Time]

Like if you read all those statements with his accent....

I totally did, but that's no reason to like your post.

 

[eclark53520]

Damn it...tryin to get likes over here

I totally did, but that's no reason to like your post.

Cheeky bastid

 

[IrishGolfer]

Here's another one...

Feherty was once playing in the Kenyan Open in Africa. The story goes that he caught a stomach bug and although it was 100+ degrees he was shivering etc and suffering from an accute dose of the s***s. He said he was just about making it to the toilet between holes, that was until the last. On his approach shot he had a "full release" at impact. What to do? He asked his caddy to pass him his over-trousers. He put them on and strode down the 18th to the green "like John Wayne". He finished out and went straight to the locker room, when he "did a hand stand in the shower" (his words, not mine), so think about that the next time you hear him on the TV.

 

[eclark53520]

lmao...i've had a couple full releases at impact...but that involved MC's daughter