Kangaroo Course

[Dogfish Head]

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Kangaroos at Nelson Bay Golf Club in Australia. (Via 9 News National)​

I'D LOVE TO GO TO AUSTRALIA. I'd love to play golf there. But I'd probably stay away from the Nelson Bay Golf Club north of Sydney if the above "large mob of kangaroos" was roaming the course and making it somewhat unplayable.

The above photo was taken by a golfer and posted on Reddit, an online message board, about a week ago. It reportedly went viral and prompted 1,600 comments.

There's a sign (below) at the golf course that warns about kangaroos and wallabies. It reads:

"WARNING: The kangaroos and wallabies on this course are wild and should not be approached as serious injuries could result."

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(Via 9 News National)​

Source: Kangaroo Course

 

[TheTrueReview]

The sign is usually an anti idiot measure. Sorta like having a sign saying "don't try to put mountain lions in a headlock."

Kangaroos on golf courses are usually fairly placid and will hop away as you get close.

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

Don't pet the rattlesnakes.

 

[dedicatedhacker]

Don't pet the rattlesnakes.

I caught one the other weekend at the local muni. it's great seeing people's expressions when you walk up with a 3 foot rattler in hand

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

I caught one the other weekend at the local muni. it's great seeing people's expressions when you walk up with a 3 foot rattler in hand

Wwwhat? F that.

 

[dedicatedhacker]

Wwwhat? F that.

We used to get paid $7 per pound of rattler we would catch alive. Great easy money when I was in high school

 

[anonymous golfaholic]

I have some friends that catch snakes like that. They brought a big rattler by my house one day. They had him in a vented clear plastic box. They scared the fvckin sh!t out of me with that thing. Bastards. But they use equipment...not their bare hands.

Also, those guys love snakes. They took the snake back where they found it.

 

[TEA Time]

Rattler tastes better than kangaroo. Just so you know...

 

[dedicatedhacker]

Rattler tastes better than kangaroo. Just so you know...

By far dog was the best meat I've ever had though. Thailand. Hardcore

 

[TheTrueReview]

By far dog was the best meat I've ever had though. Thailand. Hardcore

That IS hardcore...

 

[dedicatedhacker]

Didn't know what I was eating till after I was done. It was so good that even after she told me what it was I asked for some to go

 

[TheTrueReview]

Didn't know what I was eating till after I was done. It was so good that even after she told me what it was I asked for some to go

What about the Thai hookers that don't tell you they're a man until later ...

 

[dedicatedhacker]

What about the Thai hookers that don't tell you they're a man until later ...

Na always do a nut check from the start

 

[TEA Time]

Best tacos I ever had were from a plywood shack when I was somewhere in Mexico. They were grilling mystery meat and just slicing it onto corn tortillas. Holy awesome! However, for all I know, it was donkey.