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From the 10th tee, player and caddie.
Rory - I fancy ripping the driver here JP.
JP - No-one else has hit driver here all day son. Maybe a 3 wood down the right side, wee touch of draw.
Rory - Nah JP, I fancy smashing it way down there. A wee sand-wedge in from there. Sure what have I to lose?
JP - You're right Rors. Bomb away.
Rory shanks off 10...
JP (under his breath) Fxxx me!
Rory - What the Fxxx was that JP? Where did it go?
JP - Hmmmmm, left maybe?
Rory - Did it hit the Butler Cabin?
JP - Hold on I'll check my GPS. Augusta, Georgia right? I'm not getting a reading for that part of the course son. I know your game, you fancy popping into the Butler Cabin to try on the jacket first. Nice one son. But I think you still have the play the back nine son first before they give you it.
Rory - Ha ha JP. Good one. Fxxx me, that's embarassing. I'm going down the toilet now...
JP - Yeah, I know. But sure we can pick up a drink over there and check how Arsenal did in the footie.
Rory (from Butler Cabin) - Where's the green JP? How far?
JP - Round the corner and up the hill, hold on that's the 11th. No, right up the hill over there! About 390 I think.
Rory - Do you think I can hit the green? 3 wood?
JP - Sure, why not, give it a rip.
Rory - What about the trees?
JP - Ahem, good point, maybe hit out, sure you're the man. You decide.
Rory - Right, I'll snap hook it round those trees.
JP - Righto Rorio, you're the man!
Rory (standing over his third) - So what do you reckon now JP?
JP - 310 to the pin Big lad. Your call...
Rory - How about I rip a 3 wood in there. If I slash at it I think I can reach the green and still make a four.
JP - Wow, that would be cool. Never seen anyone hit the green from here before. Remember you'll have to take a full rip at her lad! No holding back now...
Rory (THRASH) - Ahh Fxxx JP, I hooked the arse off it!
JP - Never mind Rors. We're getting closer to the green.
Rory (under the trees) - What do you reckon now JP?
JP - Fxxed if I know Rors. You da man! Hack it up there lad, nice high one and hope for the best. Ignore those overhanging branches sure.
CRACK off tree.
Rory - Fxxx sake JP, I'm going into melt down here. What do I do now?
JP - Fxxxed if I know lad. You're on your own son, I just carry the sticks.
Rory (standing on 11th tee after triple bogey) - What now JP?
JP - Sure give her a lash son. I still get my 10% right? Sure I have plenty of balls in the bag, so no Tin Cup for you.
Rory - (after 3 putting 11th) Fxxx JP, that's me. I'm shaking like a shitting dog now. What do I do now?
JP - Don't worry son. Sure Tiger's ripping it up and there's a bunch of other lads that are playing great too. You've no chance now. See if you can squeeze a top 10 there. Where did I park my car?
Rory - Righto JP. Thanks for all your help.
JP - No worries Rors. You da man!
Rory - I fancy ripping the driver here JP.
JP - No-one else has hit driver here all day son. Maybe a 3 wood down the right side, wee touch of draw.
Rory - Nah JP, I fancy smashing it way down there. A wee sand-wedge in from there. Sure what have I to lose?
JP - You're right Rors. Bomb away.
Rory shanks off 10...
JP (under his breath) Fxxx me!
Rory - What the Fxxx was that JP? Where did it go?
JP - Hmmmmm, left maybe?
Rory - Did it hit the Butler Cabin?
JP - Hold on I'll check my GPS. Augusta, Georgia right? I'm not getting a reading for that part of the course son. I know your game, you fancy popping into the Butler Cabin to try on the jacket first. Nice one son. But I think you still have the play the back nine son first before they give you it.
Rory - Ha ha JP. Good one. Fxxx me, that's embarassing. I'm going down the toilet now...
JP - Yeah, I know. But sure we can pick up a drink over there and check how Arsenal did in the footie.
Rory (from Butler Cabin) - Where's the green JP? How far?
JP - Round the corner and up the hill, hold on that's the 11th. No, right up the hill over there! About 390 I think.
Rory - Do you think I can hit the green? 3 wood?
JP - Sure, why not, give it a rip.
Rory - What about the trees?
JP - Ahem, good point, maybe hit out, sure you're the man. You decide.
Rory - Right, I'll snap hook it round those trees.
JP - Righto Rorio, you're the man!
Rory (standing over his third) - So what do you reckon now JP?
JP - 310 to the pin Big lad. Your call...
Rory - How about I rip a 3 wood in there. If I slash at it I think I can reach the green and still make a four.
JP - Wow, that would be cool. Never seen anyone hit the green from here before. Remember you'll have to take a full rip at her lad! No holding back now...
Rory (THRASH) - Ahh Fxxx JP, I hooked the arse off it!
JP - Never mind Rors. We're getting closer to the green.
Rory (under the trees) - What do you reckon now JP?
JP - Fxxed if I know Rors. You da man! Hack it up there lad, nice high one and hope for the best. Ignore those overhanging branches sure.
CRACK off tree.
Rory - Fxxx sake JP, I'm going into melt down here. What do I do now?
JP - Fxxxed if I know lad. You're on your own son, I just carry the sticks.
Rory (standing on 11th tee after triple bogey) - What now JP?
JP - Sure give her a lash son. I still get my 10% right? Sure I have plenty of balls in the bag, so no Tin Cup for you.
Rory - (after 3 putting 11th) Fxxx JP, that's me. I'm shaking like a shitting dog now. What do I do now?
JP - Don't worry son. Sure Tiger's ripping it up and there's a bunch of other lads that are playing great too. You've no chance now. See if you can squeeze a top 10 there. Where did I park my car?
Rory - Righto JP. Thanks for all your help.
JP - No worries Rors. You da man!
